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The Plush Pub

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  • * Disables the iron man suit*
    *WiteLighing falls to the depths*

    Not active ingame anymore  [email protected] (back again) 

    [email protected] 

    Non-ruby buyer 

    [email protected] ResilientEmpire 

    Pop me a PM ingame or on forums if you want to join :) 


    My loot, first week back: 

  • overlord90098 (GB1)overlord90098 (GB1) GB1 Posts: 1,797
    *gets up*
    oh that hurt 
    *ready's another nuke* 
    PLEASE JUST DIE WITE
    overlord90098 @ en 1
    Level 70 non ruby-buyer 
    General of DEFA1
    RIP Rulermichael1 


    Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks -- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry -- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead.

    Nobody is going to space, mate!
    Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity. In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.

    "Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to actually take it personally. You know what I mean? Like, it's like an insult to me.""Ohh...! There goes another one. There goes another one. They're not inexpensive. I'd just like to point that out. Um, it seems... unfair, y'know, smashing screens. You could give them to people. Instead of smashing them, unscrew them and, and give them to like a homeless person, I don't know what a homeless person would do, but uh, you get my point. It just seems... and you can't unscrew them either, they're bolted in, but... auh, just stop it!!"
    "No, seriously. Do come back. Come back, please."
    "Okay, I've decided not to kill you. IF you come back."
    "Aw. Just thinking back to the old days when we were friends. Good old friends. Not enemies. And I'd say something like 'come back', and you'd be like 'no problem!' And you'd come back. What happened to those days?"
    "Can't help but notice you're not coming back. Which is disappointing."
    "Oo! I've got an idea!"
    "YES YES! IN YOUR FACE! I GOT YO-ah, nope."
    "Fine. Let the games begin."
  • *Sticks a carrot in WiteLightning's mouth*
    Diplomat of DF SPARTANS

    GGS ---> http://prnt.sc/abb42k

  • overlord90098 (GB1)overlord90098 (GB1) GB1 Posts: 1,797
    *puts nuke on carrot* 
    *shoots it*
    *nuke explodes*
    overlord90098 @ en 1
    Level 70 non ruby-buyer 
    General of DEFA1
    RIP Rulermichael1 


    Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks -- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry -- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead.

    Nobody is going to space, mate!
    Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity. In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.

    "Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to actually take it personally. You know what I mean? Like, it's like an insult to me.""Ohh...! There goes another one. There goes another one. They're not inexpensive. I'd just like to point that out. Um, it seems... unfair, y'know, smashing screens. You could give them to people. Instead of smashing them, unscrew them and, and give them to like a homeless person, I don't know what a homeless person would do, but uh, you get my point. It just seems... and you can't unscrew them either, they're bolted in, but... auh, just stop it!!"
    "No, seriously. Do come back. Come back, please."
    "Okay, I've decided not to kill you. IF you come back."
    "Aw. Just thinking back to the old days when we were friends. Good old friends. Not enemies. And I'd say something like 'come back', and you'd be like 'no problem!' And you'd come back. What happened to those days?"
    "Can't help but notice you're not coming back. Which is disappointing."
    "Oo! I've got an idea!"
    "YES YES! IN YOUR FACE! I GOT YO-ah, nope."
    "Fine. Let the games begin."
  • WiteLighting (GB1)WiteLighting (GB1) Posts: 466
    edited 02.04.2016
    Hellllooooo Carnifex :smiley: 

    *Quickly runs behind the bar and shoves as much alcohol into a bag as he can*

    *Swiftly turns around and leans on the bar like nothing happened*

    What can I get you? Vodka and Tonic? Whisky? A Martini (James Bond style) :wink: 

    Please reduce the size of your signature.

    Sir Wodan

  • hge (US1)hge (US1) Posts: 986
    *Channels Elf_Lord power through Elven Ring, creating a devastating blast of power that disintegrates all the people fighting*
    I hate to do that...... Just move to the war thread if you are going to fight.... this is a pub, not a battlezone. 
    HGE
    I am a non-ruby buying Level 70, Legend 100-something-but-I-am-to-lazy-to-update-this-every-time-I-level-up

    "He was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young and fearless and full of joy; his eyes were bright and clean, and his voice like music; on his brow set wisdom, and in his hand was strength."



    He firecasted.
    His alliance supported.

  • *Enters pub*
    "What the heck is this?*
    I've no idea myself.
    Bazooka Duck of Fire | High Councillor of Inrazimad | That Person with an Addiction to Cookies 

    Um . . . I don't have enough titles. I must brainstorm!

    @au1 ~ graceL.H.E - Level 70 - Storm Cloaks - The Terrible
    @en1 ~ InsaneDuckling - Level 70 - New Vision - The Terrible

    One of those weird old players who became all sentimental after leaving the game before they could see dear old Empire rot away even more. 
  • overlord90098 (GB1)overlord90098 (GB1) GB1 Posts: 1,797
    Hellllooooo Carnifex :smiley: 

    *Quickly runs behind the bar and shoves as much alcohol into a bag as he can*

    *Swiftly turns around and leans on the bar like nothing happened*

    What can I get you? Vodka and Tonic? Whisky? A Martini (James Bond style) :wink: 
    I would like you head in this box 
    overlord90098 @ en 1
    Level 70 non ruby-buyer 
    General of DEFA1
    RIP Rulermichael1 


    Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks -- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry -- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead.

    Nobody is going to space, mate!
    Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity. In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.

    "Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to actually take it personally. You know what I mean? Like, it's like an insult to me.""Ohh...! There goes another one. There goes another one. They're not inexpensive. I'd just like to point that out. Um, it seems... unfair, y'know, smashing screens. You could give them to people. Instead of smashing them, unscrew them and, and give them to like a homeless person, I don't know what a homeless person would do, but uh, you get my point. It just seems... and you can't unscrew them either, they're bolted in, but... auh, just stop it!!"
    "No, seriously. Do come back. Come back, please."
    "Okay, I've decided not to kill you. IF you come back."
    "Aw. Just thinking back to the old days when we were friends. Good old friends. Not enemies. And I'd say something like 'come back', and you'd be like 'no problem!' And you'd come back. What happened to those days?"
    "Can't help but notice you're not coming back. Which is disappointing."
    "Oo! I've got an idea!"
    "YES YES! IN YOUR FACE! I GOT YO-ah, nope."
    "Fine. Let the games begin."
  • That's not very nice :(
    *Puts a bullet through Overlord's head*

    Heheheheehe

    Please reduce the size of your signature.

    Sir Wodan

  • overlord90098 (GB1)overlord90098 (GB1) GB1 Posts: 1,797
    ow that hurt you know bullets are really inconvenient
    too bad your going to die
    not my fault sorry
    * stands ups*
    *pulls out bullet*
    *grabs gun*
    well this is going to be your own personal nightmare AND YOUR NEVER WAKING UP 
    overlord90098 @ en 1
    Level 70 non ruby-buyer 
    General of DEFA1
    RIP Rulermichael1 


    Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks -- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry -- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead.

    Nobody is going to space, mate!
    Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity. In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.

    "Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to actually take it personally. You know what I mean? Like, it's like an insult to me.""Ohh...! There goes another one. There goes another one. They're not inexpensive. I'd just like to point that out. Um, it seems... unfair, y'know, smashing screens. You could give them to people. Instead of smashing them, unscrew them and, and give them to like a homeless person, I don't know what a homeless person would do, but uh, you get my point. It just seems... and you can't unscrew them either, they're bolted in, but... auh, just stop it!!"
    "No, seriously. Do come back. Come back, please."
    "Okay, I've decided not to kill you. IF you come back."
    "Aw. Just thinking back to the old days when we were friends. Good old friends. Not enemies. And I'd say something like 'come back', and you'd be like 'no problem!' And you'd come back. What happened to those days?"
    "Can't help but notice you're not coming back. Which is disappointing."
    "Oo! I've got an idea!"
    "YES YES! IN YOUR FACE! I GOT YO-ah, nope."
    "Fine. Let the games begin."
  • Yeah....We'll see about that

    Please reduce the size of your signature.

    Sir Wodan

  • *Burps*

    Pardon me...

    Please carry on
    Diplomat of DF SPARTANS

    GGS ---> http://prnt.sc/abb42k

  • *takes popcorn out*

    This is going to be intersting

    Not active ingame anymore  [email protected] (back again) 

    [email protected] 

    Non-ruby buyer 

    [email protected] ResilientEmpire 

    Pop me a PM ingame or on forums if you want to join :) 


    My loot, first week back: 

  • WiteLighting (GB1)WiteLighting (GB1) Posts: 466
    edited 08.04.2016
    -_-

    *Unsheaths the sword of WiteLighting and slices Shixxan's pinky with one swift arc*
    *Sneers* Oopsy, my bad....

    *Grabs ShadowOfEvil's popcorn*
    Eurgh! Salty! *Chucks the salty popcorn at the stub on Shixxan's hand where his pinky used to be*

    Please reduce the size of your signature.

    Sir Wodan

  • Takes out my butter popcorn

    Not active ingame anymore  [email protected] (back again) 

    [email protected] 

    Non-ruby buyer 

    [email protected] ResilientEmpire 

    Pop me a PM ingame or on forums if you want to join :) 


    My loot, first week back: 

  • *Waves other pinky in WiteLighting's face*

    You forgot one.....

    *Pokes him in the eye*
    Diplomat of DF SPARTANS

    GGS ---> http://prnt.sc/abb42k

  • *Dodges before the pinky hits*
    Suck it xD
    I can play this game all day but we all know I'm the most powerful person in the universe.

    Please reduce the size of your signature.

    Sir Wodan

  • No I do not
    Diplomat of DF SPARTANS

    GGS ---> http://prnt.sc/abb42k

  • hge (US1)hge (US1) Posts: 986
    *Sits down on bench*
    OK. Carry on guys. 
    HGE
    I am a non-ruby buying Level 70, Legend 100-something-but-I-am-to-lazy-to-update-this-every-time-I-level-up

    "He was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young and fearless and full of joy; his eyes were bright and clean, and his voice like music; on his brow set wisdom, and in his hand was strength."



    He firecasted.
    His alliance supported.

  • Urgh, not elfy.

    *Slices Hge's head off with the Sword of Witelighting*
    That's better.
    You wanna bet Shixxan? 1 vs 1. Me and you, right here......Right now......
    *Swords of WiteLighting gleams in the afternoon sun that leaks through the windows*

    Please reduce the size of your signature.

    Sir Wodan

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