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The Plush Pub

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  • hornby19 (GB1)hornby19 (GB1) GB1 Posts: 821
    edited 30.03.2016
    *walks in from cyclone's pub, bit dead there*

    There seems to be a lot of wine acid and beer on the floor

    *hops around the puddles to the bar*
    *takes a bottle of scotch from behind the bar and downs it*
    *surveys the scene, looks at lions, elves and lighting covered in wine and acid*
    *stares at the label on the whisky*

    God that stuff is strong

    Post edited by hornby19 (GB1) on
                          

    All views are my own, and they are not related to my alliance in any way at all. You all got that?? 
  • WiteLighting! not Lightning! When will you guys get it right! AAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHHH!

    *Downs a vodka in 1*
    Damn, this stuff makes you woozy....
    *Collapses onto the floor*

    Please reduce the size of your signature.

    Sir Wodan

  • overlord90098 (GB1)overlord90098 (GB1) GB1 Posts: 1,797
    well you guys have fun killing each other i'm getting a job here 
    overlord90098 @ en 1
    Level 70 non ruby-buyer 
    General of DEFA1
    RIP Rulermichael1 


    Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks -- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry -- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead.

    Nobody is going to space, mate!
    Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity. In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.

    "Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to actually take it personally. You know what I mean? Like, it's like an insult to me.""Ohh...! There goes another one. There goes another one. They're not inexpensive. I'd just like to point that out. Um, it seems... unfair, y'know, smashing screens. You could give them to people. Instead of smashing them, unscrew them and, and give them to like a homeless person, I don't know what a homeless person would do, but uh, you get my point. It just seems... and you can't unscrew them either, they're bolted in, but... auh, just stop it!!"
    "No, seriously. Do come back. Come back, please."
    "Okay, I've decided not to kill you. IF you come back."
    "Aw. Just thinking back to the old days when we were friends. Good old friends. Not enemies. And I'd say something like 'come back', and you'd be like 'no problem!' And you'd come back. What happened to those days?"
    "Can't help but notice you're not coming back. Which is disappointing."
    "Oo! I've got an idea!"
    "YES YES! IN YOUR FACE! I GOT YO-ah, nope."
    "Fine. Let the games begin."
  • One vodka & tonic please.
    With the umbrella decoration as well, I love those....

    Please reduce the size of your signature.

    Sir Wodan

  • overlord90098 (GB1)overlord90098 (GB1) GB1 Posts: 1,797
    One vodka & tonic please.
    With the umbrella decoration as well, I love those....
    here you go that will be 1 shotgun and 20 shells 
    overlord90098 @ en 1
    Level 70 non ruby-buyer 
    General of DEFA1
    RIP Rulermichael1 


    Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks -- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry -- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead.

    Nobody is going to space, mate!
    Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity. In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.

    "Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to actually take it personally. You know what I mean? Like, it's like an insult to me.""Ohh...! There goes another one. There goes another one. They're not inexpensive. I'd just like to point that out. Um, it seems... unfair, y'know, smashing screens. You could give them to people. Instead of smashing them, unscrew them and, and give them to like a homeless person, I don't know what a homeless person would do, but uh, you get my point. It just seems... and you can't unscrew them either, they're bolted in, but... auh, just stop it!!"
    "No, seriously. Do come back. Come back, please."
    "Okay, I've decided not to kill you. IF you come back."
    "Aw. Just thinking back to the old days when we were friends. Good old friends. Not enemies. And I'd say something like 'come back', and you'd be like 'no problem!' And you'd come back. What happened to those days?"
    "Can't help but notice you're not coming back. Which is disappointing."
    "Oo! I've got an idea!"
    "YES YES! IN YOUR FACE! I GOT YO-ah, nope."
    "Fine. Let the games begin."
  • Hehhe, I don't pay for what I get.
    *Downs the wine and walks out the door*

    Please reduce the size of your signature.

    Sir Wodan

  • Hehhe, I don't pay for what I get.
    *Downs the wine and walks out the door*
    Good Riddance :D

    :
    Diplomat of DF SPARTANS

    GGS ---> http://prnt.sc/abb42k

  • hge (US1)hge (US1) Posts: 986
    *Looks at WiteLighting's broken foot with sorrow*
    You were on a different planet.... nub lol. Anyway, I am wearing mithril plate armor ya dope. Kicking, hitting, or otherwise attacking me is only going to hurt yourself. I do not want war, you started it. Have fun dying.
    *Uses elven ring to disable WiteLighting's planet travel abilities, and kills WiteLighting*
    Really. I hate to do it. Nazgul do things like that, not Elf-Lords. I do not like having to. 
    HGE
    I am a non-ruby buying Level 70, Legend 100-something-but-I-am-to-lazy-to-update-this-every-time-I-level-up

    "He was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young and fearless and full of joy; his eyes were bright and clean, and his voice like music; on his brow set wisdom, and in his hand was strength."



    He firecasted.
    His alliance supported.

  • hge (US1)hge (US1) Posts: 986
    BTW, my name is Glorfindel, incidentally.
    HGE
    I am a non-ruby buying Level 70, Legend 100-something-but-I-am-to-lazy-to-update-this-every-time-I-level-up

    "He was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young and fearless and full of joy; his eyes were bright and clean, and his voice like music; on his brow set wisdom, and in his hand was strength."



    He firecasted.
    His alliance supported.

  • WiteLighting (GB1)WiteLighting (GB1) Posts: 466
    edited 31.03.2016
    Haha. Well mister while I was on my other planet I cloned myself. Same looks and everything. I have just entered the clone's mind when I want and override the mind's defences, unfortunately for you,  my mind was in my real body when you 'killed' me and you have just killed one of my (now many) clones. Well done, you have somehow pushed yourself 1 step backwards and pushed me another step ahead. You may have destroyed the travelling abilities but that is only for that clone, my others (and me) are fine.

    You may be wondering where I'm speaking from...Well...It's in a galaxy far far away......But I have strengthened my mind's defences and abilities so I can do anything from anywhere, including amplifying my voice....

    Good day to you Glorfindel, have fun embarrassing yourself time and time again ;)

    Please reduce the size of your signature.

    Sir Wodan

  • *walks in from cyclone's pub, bit dead there*


    *Huffs*

    That'd be because none of the Blackmailers 'cept for me roam the forums anymore.
    Bazooka Duck of Fire | High Councillor of Inrazimad | That Person with an Addiction to Cookies 

    Um . . . I don't have enough titles. I must brainstorm!

    @au1 ~ graceL.H.E - Level 70 - Storm Cloaks - The Terrible
    @en1 ~ InsaneDuckling - Level 70 - New Vision - The Terrible

    One of those weird old players who became all sentimental after leaving the game before they could see dear old Empire rot away even more. 
  • overlord90098 (GB1)overlord90098 (GB1) GB1 Posts: 1,797
    well wite you don't pay i'm going to have to give you a bad time
    overlord90098 @ en 1
    Level 70 non ruby-buyer 
    General of DEFA1
    RIP Rulermichael1 


    Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks -- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry -- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead.

    Nobody is going to space, mate!
    Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity. In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.

    "Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to actually take it personally. You know what I mean? Like, it's like an insult to me.""Ohh...! There goes another one. There goes another one. They're not inexpensive. I'd just like to point that out. Um, it seems... unfair, y'know, smashing screens. You could give them to people. Instead of smashing them, unscrew them and, and give them to like a homeless person, I don't know what a homeless person would do, but uh, you get my point. It just seems... and you can't unscrew them either, they're bolted in, but... auh, just stop it!!"
    "No, seriously. Do come back. Come back, please."
    "Okay, I've decided not to kill you. IF you come back."
    "Aw. Just thinking back to the old days when we were friends. Good old friends. Not enemies. And I'd say something like 'come back', and you'd be like 'no problem!' And you'd come back. What happened to those days?"
    "Can't help but notice you're not coming back. Which is disappointing."
    "Oo! I've got an idea!"
    "YES YES! IN YOUR FACE! I GOT YO-ah, nope."
    "Fine. Let the games begin."
  • Take a shot mate haha! I'm the amazing WiteLighting, I can beat you with my pinkie :P

    Please reduce the size of your signature.

    Sir Wodan

  • overlord90098 (GB1)overlord90098 (GB1) GB1 Posts: 1,797
    Take a shot mate haha! I'm the amazing WiteLighting, I can beat you with my pinkie :P
    welp don't say I didn't warn you!
    *grabs rocket launcher* 
    *fires it* 
    dodge that 
    *teleports*
    overlord90098 @ en 1
    Level 70 non ruby-buyer 
    General of DEFA1
    RIP Rulermichael1 


    Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks -- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry -- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead.

    Nobody is going to space, mate!
    Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity. In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.

    "Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to actually take it personally. You know what I mean? Like, it's like an insult to me.""Ohh...! There goes another one. There goes another one. They're not inexpensive. I'd just like to point that out. Um, it seems... unfair, y'know, smashing screens. You could give them to people. Instead of smashing them, unscrew them and, and give them to like a homeless person, I don't know what a homeless person would do, but uh, you get my point. It just seems... and you can't unscrew them either, they're bolted in, but... auh, just stop it!!"
    "No, seriously. Do come back. Come back, please."
    "Okay, I've decided not to kill you. IF you come back."
    "Aw. Just thinking back to the old days when we were friends. Good old friends. Not enemies. And I'd say something like 'come back', and you'd be like 'no problem!' And you'd come back. What happened to those days?"
    "Can't help but notice you're not coming back. Which is disappointing."
    "Oo! I've got an idea!"
    "YES YES! IN YOUR FACE! I GOT YO-ah, nope."
    "Fine. Let the games begin."
  • Urgh. Really? 
    *Quickly replaces himself with a clone*
    He'll soak up the damage.....
    *The rocket blows his head to smithereens*
    That was fun to watch xD

    Please reduce the size of your signature.

    Sir Wodan

  • *Fires a nuke at both of them*

    Totally not overkill!!

    Not active ingame anymore  [email protected] (back again) 

    [email protected] 

    Non-ruby buyer 

    [email protected] ResilientEmpire 

    Pop me a PM ingame or on forums if you want to join :) 


    My loot, first week back: 

  • Slow-ass bugger (hehe)
    *Levitates above the Earth and watches the explosion with popcorn*

    Nice :)

    Please reduce the size of your signature.

    Sir Wodan

  • overlord90098 (GB1)overlord90098 (GB1) GB1 Posts: 1,797
    *teleports back* 
    look at that stuff on fire, nice 
    stop being OP or you'll die and i'll have to go OP but I won't because i'm too lazy to write. 
    overlord90098 @ en 1
    Level 70 non ruby-buyer 
    General of DEFA1
    RIP Rulermichael1 


    Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks -- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry -- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead.

    Nobody is going to space, mate!
    Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity. In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.

    "Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to actually take it personally. You know what I mean? Like, it's like an insult to me.""Ohh...! There goes another one. There goes another one. They're not inexpensive. I'd just like to point that out. Um, it seems... unfair, y'know, smashing screens. You could give them to people. Instead of smashing them, unscrew them and, and give them to like a homeless person, I don't know what a homeless person would do, but uh, you get my point. It just seems... and you can't unscrew them either, they're bolted in, but... auh, just stop it!!"
    "No, seriously. Do come back. Come back, please."
    "Okay, I've decided not to kill you. IF you come back."
    "Aw. Just thinking back to the old days when we were friends. Good old friends. Not enemies. And I'd say something like 'come back', and you'd be like 'no problem!' And you'd come back. What happened to those days?"
    "Can't help but notice you're not coming back. Which is disappointing."
    "Oo! I've got an idea!"
    "YES YES! IN YOUR FACE! I GOT YO-ah, nope."
    "Fine. Let the games begin."
  • *Borrows an Iron man suit from Tony Stark*
    *Shoots overlord through the head*
    Adios amigos :)

    Please reduce the size of your signature.

    Sir Wodan

  • *Enters pub*
    "What the heck is this?*
    Decedance, Sleaze and Excess
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