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  • *Orders four shots of whiskey*

    *Grumbles about cannibals and rubs temple tiredly*
    Bazooka Duck of Fire | High Councillor of Inrazimad | That Person with an Addiction to Cookies 

    Um . . . I don't have enough titles. I must brainstorm!

    @au1 ~ graceL.H.E - Level 70 - Storm Cloaks - The Terrible
    @en1 ~ InsaneDuckling - Level 70 - New Vision - The Terrible

    One of those weird old players who became all sentimental after leaving the game before they could see dear old Empire rot away even more. 
  • Cannibals?????

    Where??
    Diplomat of DF SPARTANS

    GGS ---> http://prnt.sc/abb42k

  • hge (US1)hge (US1) Posts: 986
    Cannibals?
    *Fits arrow to bow*
    Where? 
    HGE
    I am a non-ruby buying Level 70, Legend 100-something-but-I-am-to-lazy-to-update-this-every-time-I-level-up

    "He was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young and fearless and full of joy; his eyes were bright and clean, and his voice like music; on his brow set wisdom, and in his hand was strength."



    He firecasted.
    His alliance supported.

  • overlord90098 (GB1)overlord90098 (GB1) GB1 Posts: 1,797
    cannon balls? where?
    overlord90098 @ en 1
    Level 70 non ruby-buyer 
    General of DEFA1
    RIP Rulermichael1 


    Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks -- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry -- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead.

    Nobody is going to space, mate!
    Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity. In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.

    "Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to actually take it personally. You know what I mean? Like, it's like an insult to me.""Ohh...! There goes another one. There goes another one. They're not inexpensive. I'd just like to point that out. Um, it seems... unfair, y'know, smashing screens. You could give them to people. Instead of smashing them, unscrew them and, and give them to like a homeless person, I don't know what a homeless person would do, but uh, you get my point. It just seems... and you can't unscrew them either, they're bolted in, but... auh, just stop it!!"
    "No, seriously. Do come back. Come back, please."
    "Okay, I've decided not to kill you. IF you come back."
    "Aw. Just thinking back to the old days when we were friends. Good old friends. Not enemies. And I'd say something like 'come back', and you'd be like 'no problem!' And you'd come back. What happened to those days?"
    "Can't help but notice you're not coming back. Which is disappointing."
    "Oo! I've got an idea!"
    "YES YES! IN YOUR FACE! I GOT YO-ah, nope."
    "Fine. Let the games begin."
  • Cannibals?????

    Where??
    *Coughs loudly*
    Bazooka Duck of Fire | High Councillor of Inrazimad | That Person with an Addiction to Cookies 

    Um . . . I don't have enough titles. I must brainstorm!

    @au1 ~ graceL.H.E - Level 70 - Storm Cloaks - The Terrible
    @en1 ~ InsaneDuckling - Level 70 - New Vision - The Terrible

    One of those weird old players who became all sentimental after leaving the game before they could see dear old Empire rot away even more. 
  • Who me?
    Diplomat of DF SPARTANS

    GGS ---> http://prnt.sc/abb42k

  • hge (US1)hge (US1) Posts: 986
    *Looks at Grace*
    Uhhhhh. I hope you do not mean that you are a cannibal. 
    *Looks at overlord*
    There is a Hearing Aid shop right down the street....
    HGE
    I am a non-ruby buying Level 70, Legend 100-something-but-I-am-to-lazy-to-update-this-every-time-I-level-up

    "He was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young and fearless and full of joy; his eyes were bright and clean, and his voice like music; on his brow set wisdom, and in his hand was strength."



    He firecasted.
    His alliance supported.

  • *Sighs.  Loudly.*
    '
    *descends to cellar for a moment*

    *returns carrying cask of 350 proof white lightning metheglyn*

    *bashes bungholes in BOTH ends so the stream shoots down the throats of overlord and the Nazgul-in-elf's-clothing simultaneously*

    Anyone have a flint and steel ... oh wait a minute, here's one over here, by the catnip...

    *eats Blue Dream % White Widow hybrid catnip*

    *strikes spark; ignites several Greek-fire soaked twists of hemp rope*

    *tosses at least three down each throat; tilts head savoring musical WHHUMMPPPPFFSSHSHHHSHSHSH!!!! of resultant pre-Stage Five ignition*

    Can anyone say ka-boom...
    Ka.  BooOM?
    Very Good!! ;)


    Proud non ruby-whiner
  • hge (US1)hge (US1) Posts: 986
    *Dodges wine*
    A for effort. You want to be friends Cat Goddess?

    HGE
    I am a non-ruby buying Level 70, Legend 100-something-but-I-am-to-lazy-to-update-this-every-time-I-level-up

    "He was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young and fearless and full of joy; his eyes were bright and clean, and his voice like music; on his brow set wisdom, and in his hand was strength."



    He firecasted.
    His alliance supported.

  • Stabs hge in the heart, cuts his body into centimetre squares and blends it with a Nutribullet and then uses the eyeballs as decorations (the only part I didn't blend)
    Anyone want my special drink?


    Please reduce the size of your signature.

    Sir Wodan

  • hge (US1)hge (US1) Posts: 986
    *Snickers as WiteLightning's dagger breaks into pieces on mithril plate armor*
    Really, don't try to kill me
    *Shoots arrow, which pins WiteLightning to the wall*
    Seriously. Quit.
    HGE
    I am a non-ruby buying Level 70, Legend 100-something-but-I-am-to-lazy-to-update-this-every-time-I-level-up

    "He was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young and fearless and full of joy; his eyes were bright and clean, and his voice like music; on his brow set wisdom, and in his hand was strength."



    He firecasted.
    His alliance supported.

  • Hge curses as he realises WiteLighting was long gone and had replaced himself with a realistic dummy. 

    Always one step ahead of you mate, one step ahead....



    And if you dare call me WiteLightning again I will murder you! My name is WiteLighting, it may seem there is a spelling mistake but their isn't!

    Please reduce the size of your signature.

    Sir Wodan

  • hge (US1)hge (US1) Posts: 986
    *Snickers as Witelighting slowly realizes that NO-ONE moves faster than an elf, and that he, not the dummy, (are they not the same?) is pinned to the wall.*
    Pfft. Don't try to outsmart me.
    HGE
    I am a non-ruby buying Level 70, Legend 100-something-but-I-am-to-lazy-to-update-this-every-time-I-level-up

    "He was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young and fearless and full of joy; his eyes were bright and clean, and his voice like music; on his brow set wisdom, and in his hand was strength."



    He firecasted.
    His alliance supported.

  • Haha. Lol, always one step ahead of you.

    *Snickers as hge realises that he had been mind controlled and he had pinned shiixan to the wall and not WiteLighting, he then smashes a vodka bottle over his head and is unconscious*

    Hehe, please stop trying, you're trying to hard and your embarrassing yourself.  >:)

    Please reduce the size of your signature.

    Sir Wodan

  • hge (US1)hge (US1) Posts: 986
    You nitwit. You cannot outsmart a Elf-Lord. 
    *Turns away, and orders a mug of wine*
    HGE
    I am a non-ruby buying Level 70, Legend 100-something-but-I-am-to-lazy-to-update-this-every-time-I-level-up

    "He was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young and fearless and full of joy; his eyes were bright and clean, and his voice like music; on his brow set wisdom, and in his hand was strength."



    He firecasted.
    His alliance supported.

  • WiteLighting (GB1)WiteLighting (GB1) Posts: 466
    edited 29.03.2016
    *Swipes the mug of wine away after he's paid and downs it in 1*
    Thanks for the free drink mate

    *Smashes his head down on the table hard enough to put him is a daze for 10 seconds.*

    Then teleports away in his untraceable way to WiteLighting planet an starts making a population with Ariana Grande (my gf better not see this hehe)

    Can't outsmart WiteLighting...

    Please reduce the size of your signature.

    Sir Wodan

  • hge (US1)hge (US1) Posts: 986
    *Smiles as WiteLighting drinks the mug full of acid, and grins as WiteLighting screams in pain and horror*
    Poor b*stard.
    Just leave me alone, and I will leave you alone. I hate hurting people like that. We elves are supposed to protect, not hurt.
    HGE
    I am a non-ruby buying Level 70, Legend 100-something-but-I-am-to-lazy-to-update-this-every-time-I-level-up

    "He was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young and fearless and full of joy; his eyes were bright and clean, and his voice like music; on his brow set wisdom, and in his hand was strength."



    He firecasted.
    His alliance supported.

  • Hehe
    *Laughs at the fact that hge fell for his mind control tricks*

    You simply saw what you wanted to see hge, what actually happened was me downing the wine in 1 and laughing, but in your head when I tipped my head back from laughing you imagined me choking and dying.. Fool..My power is astronomical...Yours is weak and pathetic, go back to elf land, I'm sure they wouldn't want you messing with superior forces. Tehe

    *I go back to WiteLighting Planet that has a population of 20 (thanks to me and Ariana Grande hehe)*

    I strike like a snake and fade away like a shadow...

    Please reduce the size of your signature.

    Sir Wodan

  • Stupid Elves

    Cant even drink in peace these days

    Diplomat of DF SPARTANS

    GGS ---> http://prnt.sc/abb42k

  • Exactly. Elves are stupid (I'm reading his mind from my planet and replying inside his head) 

    *Downs a mug of wine and walks out the door, giving hge a kick in the stomach on the way* 

    Please reduce the size of your signature.

    Sir Wodan

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