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  • The poor lepers. . . :smile: 

                                                                                                                       

    ~"Obsessed is a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated."~

    ~NL~

  •                          Why did the turtle cross the road???????  B) B) B) B) B)
  • Q: Did you hear about the male prostitute that caught leprosy ?



    A: He was doing fine until his business fell off  .        B)


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  • Here is an original
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Quae parit ignis causat umbram mortis
    We are the vengeance of souls went in silence
    We are the rage of the heavens in flames
    Rhapsody Of Fire Sayings Build a man a fire and hell be warm for a day Set a man on fire and hell be warm for the rest of his life



  • A rabbi, a priest, and an alligator walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What the hell is this? A joke?"
  • A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar  and the bar tender says...............

    "Hey you.......... don't try to start anything! "

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  • NURSE:  " Doctor............the invisible man is in the waiting room and needs you."

    Doctor:    " Tell  em I can't see him ."

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  • Q:   What do lazy people do for exercise?

    A:  "Diddley Squat's"

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  • Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding The cop asks him if he knows about fast he was going. 

    Heisenberg answers, "No, but I  know exactly where I am."

    The cop says, "You were going 91 miles per hour!"

    Heisenberg replies, "Oh great! Now I'm lost!"

  • What do you call an itch you get during a test?
    A Testicle


    We_Ner @ usa 1





  • There are 30 cows, and 20 eight chickens, how many didn't.
    Once, place upon which we stand be rich and full of joy, now corroded, end this childish argument, and thee may have peace and prosperity once again.
    (for those who don't understand shakespearese
    :lol)
    Once this forum was
    great and fun, now angry, and bitter, stop arguing, and we can return this forum to it's former state.
    #maketheforumsgreatagain

    Luxtena
    member of the LOF family
  • actually that's more of a riddle.
    Once, place upon which we stand be rich and full of joy, now corroded, end this childish argument, and thee may have peace and prosperity once again.
    (for those who don't understand shakespearese
    :lol)
    Once this forum was
    great and fun, now angry, and bitter, stop arguing, and we can return this forum to it's former state.
    #maketheforumsgreatagain

    Luxtena
    member of the LOF family
  • SKINK (AU1)SKINK (AU1) Posts: 690
    Your future........ >:)



    Too far?  :|


    Relationship with GGE (Its complicated) | Proud non-ruby buyer (Sort of) | I have a life (Barely)

    @aus1 ~ SKINK - Level 70 - OVERLORDS -The Fearless - Honor : 2k

     
    Level 68 vs Level 70 legendary 444



     



  • u guys know what happens too Donald trump when he takes Viagra       he gets taller
    Don't make TRUMP angry  .  Gulp.....httpgifseccomwp-contentuploadsGIF201508Donald-Trump-WWEgifgsa

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  • Have you ever tried boredom before? :D
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