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The Royal Post Caption Contest

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  • eagle strikeeagle strike Posts: 5
    edited 28.05.2015
    "If you're not listening to me, i'll have you pay double tax for the rest of your life!"
    "Hmm...he probably can't hear me up here. It might be a smart idea to go down."
    "Grr.. more exercise!"
    Hey you!
    Nice to meet you!
    Bye!


    eagle strike @ en 1
  • Merkwood (INT1)Merkwood (INT1) Posts: 30
    edited 29.05.2015
    You dare challenge my magnificence in battle? Look what I did to the last king who tried that..
    Merkwood, A recent Sergeant of Valhalla Sword
  • commando (US1)commando (US1) US1 Posts: 516
    edited 29.05.2015
    once a god, always a god....but once a knight is enough
    commando @ usa 1
  • edited 03.06.2015
    Funny smell around here , bring me more baked beans peasants.
    gazz65 @ en 1
  • edited 03.06.2015
    yes I am pointing at you peasant at your keyboard spend more money on rubies now.
    gazz65 @ en 1
  • CM ArcanineCM Arcanine Posts: 4,626
    edited 03.06.2015
    Time for a new contest folks! Thanks for all the entries over the past month!

    Check out the next pic in the Royal Post: What could he be saying to the mouse?

    Regards,

    Steve.
  • Joe DubJoe Dub Posts: 117
    edited 03.06.2015
    Sticks and stones by brake my bokes, But this banana peel in my helm wont make me very cool will it.
    Joe Dub @ en 1
  • Gerardicus (US1)Gerardicus (US1) US1 Posts: 33
    edited 03.06.2015
    Hello there little mouse! I see you have escaped the mean old Technicus. Now tell me the secret to a successful upgrade. Is it one jump or two?
    Gerardicus @ usa 1
  • eagle strikeeagle strike Posts: 5
    edited 03.06.2015
    "Ah i almost missed you there mouse!"
    "Ready for battle are you?"
    "Lets put your puny skills to the test!"
    Hey you!
    Nice to meet you!
    Bye!


    eagle strike @ en 1
  • Juvraj (GB1)Juvraj (GB1) Posts: 527
    edited 03.06.2015
    Bruv, you ain't no Kung-Fu Panda or Ratman
    However, I'll still give you a chance to prove if you are suitable for war. All you have to do to pass is click on add rubies, and click on the £50 option like 100 times, and you will be invincible, and I will let you go to war.
    King Juvster the Fearless




    PROUD NON-RUBY PLAYER ON INTERNATIONAL1!!!

    Leader of Ghost Marauders on International1 - Level 20 alliance
    http://ghostmarauders.yolasite.com/

    Vice Duke at level 39
    Archduke at level 41
    Prince at level 49
    King at level 53
    the Unyielding at level 55
    the Great at level 56
    the Conqueror at level 59
    the Terrible at level 64
    the Merciless at level 64
    the Victorious at level 64
    the Steel-hearted at level 64
    the Resolute at level 64
    the Furious at level 66

    That Synchronisation


    That UNBELIEVABLE weekly loot: http://prntscr.com/9j3jd7

    THE POWER OF NON-RUBY PLAYERS:

    http://prntscr.com/9s8yrn
  • Salty Pretzel (US1)Salty Pretzel (US1) Posts: 208
    edited 04.06.2015
    Now remember, you get all the cheese in the castle after you open the gate!
    Salty Pretzel @ usa 1
  • commando (US1)commando (US1) US1 Posts: 516
    edited 04.06.2015
    the princess didn't leave me any food...i wonder how mouse taste?
    commando @ usa 1
  • CrimsonSky (AU1)CrimsonSky (AU1) AU1 Posts: 16
    edited 06.06.2015
    Oh its a little mouse? You can get all the cheese you want after we destroy the castle. In the meantime, hide in my safe armored helmet!
    AuroraXT @ au 1
  • Juvraj (GB1)Juvraj (GB1) Posts: 527
    edited 06.06.2015
    Juvster4 wrote: »
    Bruv, you ain't no Kung-Fu Panda or Ratman
    However, I'll still give you a chance to prove if you are suitable for war. All you have to do to pass is click on add rubies, and click on the £50 option like 100 times, and you will be invincible, and I will let you go to war.

    Edited:
    Bruv, you ain't no Kung-Fu Panda or Ratman
    However, I am giving you a chance to prove yourself in battle
    Go out there and steal as much cheese as you can
    Make sure you save some for the fat Princess too!!!

    . . .
    King Juvster the Fearless




    PROUD NON-RUBY PLAYER ON INTERNATIONAL1!!!

    Leader of Ghost Marauders on International1 - Level 20 alliance
    http://ghostmarauders.yolasite.com/

    Vice Duke at level 39
    Archduke at level 41
    Prince at level 49
    King at level 53
    the Unyielding at level 55
    the Great at level 56
    the Conqueror at level 59
    the Terrible at level 64
    the Merciless at level 64
    the Victorious at level 64
    the Steel-hearted at level 64
    the Resolute at level 64
    the Furious at level 66

    That Synchronisation


    That UNBELIEVABLE weekly loot: http://prntscr.com/9j3jd7

    THE POWER OF NON-RUBY PLAYERS:

    http://prntscr.com/9s8yrn
  • Aries (AU1)Aries (AU1) AU1 Posts: 201
    edited 06.06.2015
    "Ain't got no cheese there, mate!" ~ original

    It ain't Narnia here, mate! :P ~ edited
    Aries - Level 70 Fearless/Widowmaker 
    Highest MP was achieved at level 63 - 313k
    I've played since 2012. 
  • NickDude (US1)NickDude (US1) Posts: 4,268
    edited 06.06.2015
    Hey little fella,what are you doing here?All that fighting looks kind of violent,let's look for some cheese,okay?=)
    Bards shall sing about the victories of ours,
    Enemies will fall under Chivalric Lords' towers
    Foes of their Leader will always tremble,
    But his and Chivalric Lords' allies will reassemble

    Every alliance must have 3 things: loyalty,rules and right to vote. Without them,it is not an alliance. It's anarchy.

    ~Sandravlc of Aragonsland Empire,Leader of Chivalric Lords alliance. Leader serves,not rules.~
    Sandravlc's Logbook- Chronicle I


  • InsaneDuckling (GB1)InsaneDuckling (GB1) Posts: 19,271
    edited 08.06.2015
    "Gashdangit, I knew I should've done something about those crumbs."
    Bazooka Duck of Fire | High Councillor of Inrazimad | That Person with an Addiction to Cookies 

    Um . . . I don't have enough titles. I must brainstorm!

    @au1 ~ graceL.H.E - Level 70 - Storm Cloaks - The Terrible
    @en1 ~ InsaneDuckling - Level 70 - New Vision - The Terrible

    One of those weird old players who became all sentimental after leaving the game before they could see dear old Empire rot away even more. 
  • edited 22.06.2015
    hello little mouse you look hungry, shame you came to my green kingdom and not
    my cheese kingdom. so looks like i will have to eat you mmmmm
    gazz65 @ en 1
  • blueninja691blueninja691 Posts: 8
    edited 22.06.2015
    heres mine, hope i didnt use strong lang :)
    (i know there are three bubbles but who knows whats a good joke when theres gotta be response?)
    -=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-
    knight- where do u come from my little friend?
    mouse-nothing that concerns u
    knight-if u dont tell me ill stuff u up an udder until u have enough cheese to pop ur little cheaks like the fat starch consuming princess in presence of a needle
    Proud Non-Ruby Buyer, Grand Duke At Level 53, Sargeant Of "The Reunited"
    Server: U.S.A. 1
    Any Questions Just Message, Still learning About The Forums And Its Content"No Guts, No Glory"
  • blueninja691blueninja691 Posts: 8
    edited 22.06.2015
    heres a second one if allowed, if not then pick my first rather than this on
    (i hope i dont offend anyone in this one its just the concept of a harmless joke)
    -=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-=+=-
    knight-where do u come from my little friend?
    mouse-foreign lands, why ask me, u look japanese "foreigner"
    (once again no offense and no harm meant)
    Proud Non-Ruby Buyer, Grand Duke At Level 53, Sargeant Of "The Reunited"
    Server: U.S.A. 1
    Any Questions Just Message, Still learning About The Forums And Its Content"No Guts, No Glory"

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