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  • Barnacleez (US1)Barnacleez (US1) Posts: 2,833
    edited 30.06.2014
    Ruby idiot! Costs 99999999999999999999 rubies per nanosecond. If you can't afford it, it takes you to Ruby Purchase page. You spend money until you regain common sense and turn off your operating system.
    Barnacleez the Avenger @ Kindle Fire 4.5.5
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    Contact Support here.
    Comedy is my partial life. Nerdiness is the other 99.99% of it.
    If this is a game where the player gender doesn't exist, then why does 'King' and 'Baronet' exist?
    Don't click here.
    Level: 34 Honor: 1,234
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  • InsaneDuckling (GB1)InsaneDuckling (GB1) Posts: 19,271
    edited 30.06.2014
    Random guy:

    A random guy hired to do absolutely nothing!
    Costs 10,000,000 rubies, and is not worth it because you get nothing in return.

    New tool- Cyanide:

    Buy cyanide for 5750 rubies per pint!
    When attacking, first organise a feast for the other lord's army, and pour cyanide into their ale, or wine and wait for them to get poisoned and die. Unfortunately, your own men are expected to sneak in as well, and the other lord is most likely not going to fall for it, thus your own troops die.
    Bazooka Duck of Fire | High Councillor of Inrazimad | That Person with an Addiction to Cookies 

    Um . . . I don't have enough titles. I must brainstorm!

    @au1 ~ graceL.H.E - Level 70 - Storm Cloaks - The Terrible
    @en1 ~ InsaneDuckling - Level 70 - New Vision - The Terrible

    One of those weird old players who became all sentimental after leaving the game before they could see dear old Empire rot away even more. 
  • joe90.joe90. Posts: 167
    edited 30.06.2014
    The non ruby buying Level 70 hacker tool. If your level 70 and have never bought rubies it changes your password and sends a pm with the new password to every level 5 castle in the area . To get your account back you have to create a new level 5 account move it near your old castle and hope no one steals your account and changes the password before you get the message. And of course you have to figure all that out by yourself.
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  • InsaneDuckling (GB1)InsaneDuckling (GB1) Posts: 19,271
    edited 30.06.2014
    Message system: the message system now always add a random word into a random part of the message!

    Example:
    1. We have a new member, let's make him feel at home.
    2. We have a new member, let's glue make him feel at home.
    Bazooka Duck of Fire | High Councillor of Inrazimad | That Person with an Addiction to Cookies 

    Um . . . I don't have enough titles. I must brainstorm!

    @au1 ~ graceL.H.E - Level 70 - Storm Cloaks - The Terrible
    @en1 ~ InsaneDuckling - Level 70 - New Vision - The Terrible

    One of those weird old players who became all sentimental after leaving the game before they could see dear old Empire rot away even more. 
  • Key ElementKey Element Posts: 14
    edited 30.06.2014
    The Meme:
    You can now hire a meme for 4,000 rubies a day. it will sit on top of your castle, so instead of other people seeing your castle, they will see a meme.

    The Banana:
    A random event that will send bananas into your castle that fill your storehouse full.

    Your mom:
    The your mom event happens to all people under 18, your mom finds out your playing a game on the computer so your account gets locked and you lose it.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    "Karl! Are you alright?"-Nathan Drake
    "You..you were right..."-Karl
    "?"-Nathan Drake
    "Everything you touch turns to s***"-Karl


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  • InsaneDuckling (GB1)InsaneDuckling (GB1) Posts: 19,271
    edited 01.07.2014
    The Wall O' Waffles!

    A wall made entirely out of waffles! Costs 500,000 rubies, and increases wall protection by 200%. Has an overload of sugar, and it slows down enemy attacks as they are most likely to end up eating it. Unfortunately, your own soldiers are expected to also join the attacking army in that expensive feast.
    And since it as an overload of sugar, by time the two armies finish, they should pretty much be obese. Hence why the bonus is by 200%!
    Bazooka Duck of Fire | High Councillor of Inrazimad | That Person with an Addiction to Cookies 

    Um . . . I don't have enough titles. I must brainstorm!

    @au1 ~ graceL.H.E - Level 70 - Storm Cloaks - The Terrible
    @en1 ~ InsaneDuckling - Level 70 - New Vision - The Terrible

    One of those weird old players who became all sentimental after leaving the game before they could see dear old Empire rot away even more. 
  • Lord FallLord Fall Posts: 326
    edited 01.07.2014
    The Flopper Baron:
    When attacked collapses and crushes all your units, looks exactly like a Robber Baron so beware...
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    Proud Non Ruby Buyer and Leader of BRAVE IMPERIAL
    Lord Fall @ WWW 1
  • InsaneDuckling (GB1)InsaneDuckling (GB1) Posts: 19,271
    edited 02.07.2014
    The car:

    Is a new invention, and people start to go around in race-cars.
    Bazooka Duck of Fire | High Councillor of Inrazimad | That Person with an Addiction to Cookies 

    Um . . . I don't have enough titles. I must brainstorm!

    @au1 ~ graceL.H.E - Level 70 - Storm Cloaks - The Terrible
    @en1 ~ InsaneDuckling - Level 70 - New Vision - The Terrible

    One of those weird old players who became all sentimental after leaving the game before they could see dear old Empire rot away even more. 
  • renegade34renegade34 Posts: 1,030
    edited 02.07.2014
    The Smasher.
    The Smasher has 1 attack and defense will consume 340000000 food and will also do 25% damage to a building in your castle every hour he stays there,if you attack an enemy with it there is a guaranteed 50% damage done to every building in their castle.
    But The Smasher dies in 99.9999999999999% of attacks.
    Can we have some fighting here?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Thank you.


    "You cannot teach a man anything.You can only help him discover it within himself."
  • 007Ben2007Ben2 Posts: 1,269
    edited 03.07.2014
    Spoon Soldiers!

    Their weapons are not pointy, making them perfect for a family-friendly game! As an added bonus, they will be less likely to harm each other while training to defend the empire. Oddly enough, they have a high casualty rate. . .


    Stinky-Liquid Ballon Launcher (SLBL)

    The SLBL is a fool-proof weapon that will not kill your enemies, but instead will force them to flee from the stench. Unfortunately, the ballons rarely fire correctly, often breaking in the slingshot used to fire them. On some ocassions, the troops manning the slingshots have surrendered, rather than firing at the enemy.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    007Ben2 wrote: »
    Basically, god comms have indirectly killed off the game. They encourage the use of fire casts. Now, it's too late to undo that. What's GGE supposed to do? Remove god comms and refund purchases? Obviously GGE wouldn't do that for a number of reasons.

    It looks like GGE has irreversably damaged their game, and we the customers suffer the consequences. God comm owners aren't happy, fire cast users could be happier, and the rest of us see the wrongs GGE has caused for some of their best customers.

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