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I would like to re-brand your alliance. Nobody will call you monsters ever again!
http://prntscr.com/33wi1o
dude cookies are cool
PJboi @ WWW 1 (inactive)
PJboi @ usa 1 (inactive)
proud founder of Sargent of TDS elite on UK server and War marshal of LOST SOULS HB currently general
contact me if u want to join us
Mmmmm How come i don't get paid in choccy buttons ?
Skype: Vicky twisted.angel
Vicky
Sam! SAm!!! Mascot?
We have been planning to change our cheerleader costumes to something more fuzzy
Heh... Your working here for free :huh:
One day you can come to my silo and swim in the choccy button lake. Just call me Scrooge McDuck
"Ive been sent here to annoy you" - Emunem
I am thankful for your kind words - although I find it rather heartless that you are laughing at my poor and decrepit alliance!
Baldrick I appreciate your efforts, however feel you are far too overqualified to be associated with us vagabonds. I have heard of an alliance called 'BSK' who are a lot more upmarket and perhaps more to your taste. I will steal that monster though... and no I'm not paying for the design!
Stop flirting deep! No mascots! None! Never! I will not allow for such tomfoolery!
I think you are quite the wrong side of the law my good man. I will escort you to the gallows immediately. If you have any final words - I pray you speak swiftly!
That's right... off you go to deep's choccy button lake... go on... go on...
BUMP!
Ill be taking CV's this week, please deliver them in person to any of my castles. If your attack is worthy, ill take a look. Please laminate them, or at least use a sturdy folder/briefcase. I feel its odd i have to say this, but have you ever tried to read soggy trampled documents?
"Ive been sent here to annoy you" - Emunem
Official moat duck trainer
Black belt 3rd Dan in Origami
Will I ever learn everything about this game?
"Ive been sent here to annoy you" - Emunem
The ruler of the empire is indeed the RULER!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
King jollyjack8, level 48 (I haven't done quests since level 19 unless it was a good one)
Please don't disturb the great one while he is resting.
To apply for a position, one must apply via the recruiter. In failing to do so, ones application is denied.
"Ive been sent here to annoy you" - Emunem
Theres no recriters and it dosent say who to conatct on ur descpription
The ruler of the empire is indeed the RULER!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I get the feeling DFC is going to say, 'Exactly' for some reason. . . .
-Albert Einstein
As much as i dislike quoting people like DFC, you can apply via attacking his castle. If worthy, im sure he will get back to you in good time. He isnt one for maintaining a tidy desk, so please be patient.
Alternatively, you may contact the recruiter. Hes a lovely fellow.
:whistling:
"Ive been sent here to annoy you" - Emunem
RIP FreeDominion, you were great.
Conan @ Nowhereinperticular @ UK1
Barack Obama
Approves this Forumer.
Apologies Ruler. I am currently on a ship patrolling the south coast of the South Pole for spiky hyena whales (you know the ones that find it all too hilarious when they clog up your toilet), and so am unable to log into the game. If you wish to join, you can always message our recruiter (if you look under the alliance members list, he is the one who is titled 'recruiter'), however I wouldn't hold your breath - we never, ever, recruit anybody. Unless it's a Sunday. And only then if we're in a jolly mood (which we never are unless it is a Wednesday). But please, we are always looking for intelligent, articulate people with near perfect personal hygiene, so please, please, please, apply. Go Epicness!
This message will self destruct in 40... years.
Only when he wants to be. And even then he will give you a quizzical and cantankerous 'yes' for an answer before pooing on your sandals and claiming to have fought in the Falklands. He didn't - he's Danish.
We also love recruiting old defunct accounts that have been hacked by alliances who kan't spell :huh:
That said, Epicness does often provide scholarships to players for one year. They will be required to pay in full for everything. The Scholarship does not provide any bonuses to the player. It's just a word, silly.
The Whale is now leaving Sydney harbour, so I will lose Wifi. Glug Glug.
"Epicness are the most consistent of the top ten alliances despite having less players I don't remember them being outside the top ten. Epicness are known for there sense of humour." - Batten, The Syndicate.
"Epicness is the best non-max player alliance on the server, with great and hilarious members." - JimboJetset, BSK.