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The Hanging Noose - Pub Now Open!

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  • abhiyonabhiyon Posts: 803
    edited 08.04.2014
    Shadowstep III wrote: »
    *Pelts Abhiyon with baby tomatoes*

    "You have the right to remain silent! Anything you say can and will be held against you in the court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?"
    You simply cannot arrest me icehole. Instead, I arrest you with help from cyc for destruction of agricultural harm leading to mass starvation. You are tried and hanged to death...
    P.S When did you get the power to arrest somebody ?
    Shadowstep III wrote: »
    *Shouts 'tomato' as I pelt Abhiyon with baby tomatoes bending my knees and frowning heavily, widening my eyes as much as possible.*

    "TOMATO, TOMATO," I say, "TTOOOOOMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
    You were shot with hundred crossbows, none of them missing you, tearing your dead body to pieces, while my now great german allies help me throw you in the moat. Its nice to have a big high tech country on your side..
    :)
  • larry18545larry18545 Posts: 1,004
    edited 09.04.2014
    no one can kill me, i have so many dopelgangers that i have safely hidden behind a box in cyclones pub, whoops, did i just say that outloud? *moves to supersecret base that is indestructable and impossible to enter*
  • Sarah1919 (AU1)Sarah1919 (AU1) Posts: 3,817
    edited 09.04.2014
    Cyclone14 wrote: »
    *Cyclone's Hologram*

    We don't have cheese burgers. Stop trying to act crazy, you're not good at it.

    *End of Cyclone's Hologram*


    Ah, okay, Aidan. Now we just have to wait for Sarah . . .
    Aha! Trying to copy the master of craziness? Sorry - it won't work.... I am uniquely crazy - just like everyone else! :p
    Cyclone14 wrote: »
    Yeah, it does . . . Wait, what are those Minions doing?!
    aidan952 wrote: »
    "Turning snow yellow... nasty."
    Cyclone14 wrote: »
    Oh . . . I think we'll have to tell Sarah when she gets back.
    Cyclone14 wrote: »
    I don't think she'll be too pleased about it, though . . .
    aidan952 wrote: »
    "Probably not, in her book, painting snow yellow with wall paint is a big No no."
    ..........*Stares at Minions* "Didn't I tell you the snow was better white? I told you the snow was better white... WHY DIDN"T YOU LISTEN TO MY WISE WORDS OF WISDOM?!?!?!?! *Sighs, staring at .....yellow snow.....*
    Cyclone14 wrote: »
    Oh, so you've read her books?
    ..................
    Cyclone14 wrote: »
    *Cyclone's Hologram*

    I must now rest, still waiting for Sarah's return . . .

    *End of Cyclone's Hologram*
    *Shutting Down*
    FEAR NOT! For I have returned from part 1 of my week-long journey to the treacherous camps of Australia! I await Friday to continue my journey.... on camp number 2!
    larry18545 wrote: »
    no one can kill me, i have so many dopelgangers that i have safely hidden behind a box in cyclones pub, whoops, did i just say that outloud? *moves to supersecret base that is indestructable and impossible to enter*
    *Enters and destroys Super secret base that is indestructible and impossible to enter* *Deactivates all doppelgangers and annihilates the real 'LARRY'.* :p Simple-as-that!
  • Cyclone14 (INT1)Cyclone14 (INT1) INT1 Posts: 11,909
    edited 09.04.2014
    *Cyclone's Hologram*

    Yes, the Kings and Queens of the Kingdoms of Insanity, Craziness and Madness are not pleased when others try to imitate a Insanitanian, Crazien, or Madarian.

    *End of Cyclone's Hologram*
  • qazs2qazs2 Posts: 4,141
    edited 09.04.2014
    Yeah, how nice RBs are trying to loot the pub *Tosses RBs into the moat to feed the moats creatures* Say does anyone have a torch? *looks to Larry's body*
  • Cyclone14 (INT1)Cyclone14 (INT1) INT1 Posts: 11,909
    edited 09.04.2014
    *Cyclone's Hologram*

    I do believe there's one either side of the door on the outside . . . *Evil Grin*

    *End of Cyclone's Hologram*
  • abhiyonabhiyon Posts: 803
    edited 09.04.2014
    Sarah1919 wrote: »
    *Enters and destroys Super secret base that is indestructible and impossible to enter* *Deactivates all doppelgangers and annihilates the real 'LARRY'.* :p Simple-as-that!
    Thank you Sarah ! Thank you ! Free drinks for you forever !!!!































































    *Terms and conditions apply
  • larry18545larry18545 Posts: 1,004
    edited 10.04.2014
    Sarah1919 wrote: »
    Aha! Trying to copy the master of craziness? Sorry - it won't work.... I am uniquely crazy - just like everyone else! :p









    ..........*Stares at Minions* "Didn't I tell you the snow was better white? I told you the snow was better white... WHY DIDN"T YOU LISTEN TO MY WISE WORDS OF WISDOM?!?!?!?! *Sighs, staring at .....yellow snow.....*
    ..................

    FEAR NOT! For I have returned from part 1 of my week-long journey to the treacherous camps of Australia! I await Friday to continue my journey.... on camp number 2!

    *Enters and destroys Super secret base that is indestructible and impossible to enter* *Deactivates all doppelgangers and annihilates the real 'LARRY'.* :p Simple-as-that!
    aww, sarah, whyd you think i die so easily, foolish woman, i will end this very quickly
  • Cyclone14 (INT1)Cyclone14 (INT1) INT1 Posts: 11,909
    edited 10.04.2014
    *Cyclone's Hologram*

    Did you just call Sarah . . . Foolish? *Knocks Larry Unconscious*

    You're lucky I wasn't Aidan!

    *End of Cyclone's Hologram*
  • larry18545larry18545 Posts: 1,004
    edited 10.04.2014
    *gets up slowly* ive warned you, now i have to press this button, i will reverse all that has happened till before i completly killed tux because he was possesed, he wait a second, quaz started all this by possesing tux *presses button, wooshing noises*
  • Cyclone14 (INT1)Cyclone14 (INT1) INT1 Posts: 11,909
    edited 10.04.2014
    *Cyclone's Hologram*

    In fact, I killed Tux before you did. Therefore your timeline of events has been plagued by falsehoods and untruths. Now, because you have made me very angry, I'm going to whir on you, and kill you. Have any Anti-Cyclone defences?

    *End of Cyclone's Hologram*
  • Tux (AU1)Tux (AU1) Posts: 5,237
    edited 10.04.2014
    *Ahem* What's this about possesing and killing me?
  • larry18545larry18545 Posts: 1,004
    edited 10.04.2014
    oh um nothing, also, i am sorry for waging word war with you, please forgive me, it is also in my sig, also, here is my new plead plzdntkllme
  • Sarah1919 (AU1)Sarah1919 (AU1) Posts: 3,817
    edited 10.04.2014
    abhiyon wrote: »
    Thank you Sarah ! Thank you ! Free drinks for you forever
    YEEESS!!! YEESS!!! FREE DRINKS!!!
    abhiyon wrote: »
    *Terms and conditions apply
    Aww didoms.... :(
    larry18545 wrote: »
    aww, sarah, whyd you think i die so easily, foolish woman, you will end this very quickly
    You bet I will! *Makes sure Larry is dead* *Larry is dead* *Chuckles "Pfft.... Foolish...."*
    Cyclone14 wrote: »
    *Cyclone's Hologram*

    Did you just call Sarah . . . Foolish? *Knocks Larry Unconscious*

    You're lucky I wasn't Aidan!

    *End of Cyclone's Hologram*
    Damn......
    larry18545 wrote: »
    *gets up slowly* ive warned you, now i have to press this button, i will reverse all that has happened till before i completly killed tux because he was possesed, he wait a second, quaz started all this by possesing tux *presses button, wooshing noises*
    *Sound effects deactivated* *Button doesn't work* Awww, didoms to you too!
  • Cyclone14 (INT1)Cyclone14 (INT1) INT1 Posts: 11,909
    edited 10.04.2014
    *Cyclone's Hologram*

    Agreed.

    *End of Cyclone's Hologram*
  • Urúvion (US1)Urúvion (US1) Posts: 13,858
    edited 10.04.2014
    Cyclone14 wrote: »
    *Cyclone's Hologram*

    You're lucky I wasn't Aidan!

    *End of Cyclone's Hologram*

    *Annihilates Larry in every know way possible before dipping him in oil, tar, gasoline, and every other flammable liquid known to insane and sane man alike, and then torching him with a flamethrower*

    "Apology accepted."
  • Cyclone14 (INT1)Cyclone14 (INT1) INT1 Posts: 11,909
    edited 10.04.2014
    *Cyclone's Hologram*

    And that, Larry, is why you shouldn't mess with Sarah when Aidan is around . . . But anyway, I thought you were here with me, Aidan, and so was Sarah?

    *End of Cyclone's Hologram*
  • Tux (AU1)Tux (AU1) Posts: 5,237
    edited 10.04.2014
    He surrenders! Shall we accept?
  • Cyclone14 (INT1)Cyclone14 (INT1) INT1 Posts: 11,909
    edited 10.04.2014
    *Cyclone's Hologram*

    It depends on what the other members of the Inrazinad Council think . . . Oh, the Inrazinad Council is the alliance made between the Kingdoms of Insanity, Craziness and Madness. The Council contains Aidan, Sarah, Grace, Tux and myself.

    *End of Cyclone's Hologram*
  • Urúvion (US1)Urúvion (US1) Posts: 13,858
    edited 10.04.2014
    Cyclone14 wrote: »
    *Cyclone's Hologram*

    And that, Larry, is why you shouldn't mess with Sarah when Aidan is around . . . But anyway, I thought you were here with me, Aidan, and so was Sarah?

    *End of Cyclone's Hologram*

    I flew back via a giant supersonic carrier pidgin.

    And I vote 'Yes' for accepting the surrender, as long as it is unconditional.

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