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THE PLANING OF A ATTAK ON UKNIGHTED help stronger get a capital

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  • daniel freeddaniel freed Posts: 135
    edited 30.09.2013
    Giving your enemy 15 days notice is a very shrude move. If your goodgame empire career does not work out i definatley think you have a future in the military. Show those sandhurst lot how its done. lol
  • inMiscAnnus (US1)inMiscAnnus (US1) Posts: 575
    edited 30.09.2013
    hippoform wrote: »
    Is this a joke? You don't give an alliance with a capital any notice. Good luck killing 150k+ defenders. If they cant get that much there with this much notice, they should all quit the game. Also if they get to 150k defenders you will need around 600k troops with GOOD commanders for each attack, like at least 120%+ overall str.

    You kind Sir just made my day.

    You're way off. Here are the #'s for 166K D Cap with Armor tools at 90/90 Commander.

    1,918,900 troops. Around 1600 Full attacks at full armor.

    Average loss at the Cap will be around 55-160 Per commander. Of course if you get a Potato Cap Defender and you wipe tools you can get around 500-600 per attack.

    Hope this helps!
  • edited 30.09.2013
    I cant translate it, ive already tried to on google language, it cant find any thing for it.

    By the way, has that marker guy been mass attacked yet for what he said?
  • PraesentyaPraesentya Posts: 1,685
    edited 01.10.2013
    Lord Porky wrote: »
    Not saying anybody necessarily "should" spend money, but if a magazine is on a table in front of you, why not look through it?

    I like Good Housekeeping. Also L.L.Bean. Though I wouldn't say no to a raunchy National Geographic.
  • francesca 29francesca 29 Posts: 9
    edited 01.10.2013
    U will lose easily as they are way stronger try dark dominion as they have 30,000 men only which is not a lot compared to other capitals
  • Lord PorkyLord Porky Posts: 2,967
    edited 01.10.2013
    Praesentya wrote: »
    I like Good Housekeeping. Also L.L.Bean. Though I wouldn't say no to a raunchy National Geographic.

    Indeed - some of those National Geographics end up being unintentionally hot.


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  • PraesentyaPraesentya Posts: 1,685
    edited 01.10.2013
    Lord Porky wrote: »
    Indeed - some of those National Geographics end up being unintentionally hot.

    http://doblelol.com/uploads/27/watch-funny-videos-online-for-free.jpg
  • Lord PorkyLord Porky Posts: 2,967
    edited 02.10.2013
    Praesentya wrote: »

    There's also a National Geographic from quite a few years later where they went back and found the same woman - she still has those eyes.
  • sbm123456789sbm123456789 Posts: 51
    edited 02.10.2013
    I'll join you!
    (Only kidding).
    Seriously mate, I don't believe you. You're gonna try a mass attack on a huge, major England 1 alliance, with a bunch of potato alliances of level 15-40? I mean, I'm not in MISC, or even in USA 1 for that matter, and usually I just hate MISC logic. It does make for good reading though, and if the results of this 'capture', get on the forum at all, England 1 will give USA 1 a run for its money for humour. By the way, the 'its' I used does not need an apostrophe, because it is a pronoun. Improve your spelling and your grammar, and learn, as the MISC teaches us, that potatoes will very rarely triumph over a strong alliance. For once, I'd like to thank the MISC, as it has taught us a valuable lesson.
    Sit back in your seats guys, and get comfy. This should be good. The sheer thought that potatoes could defeat UKNIGHTED brings tears of laughter to my eyes. Although, actually it doesn't. As I write this, I maintain a calm, collected, serious face. Bye bye, as you may quit the forums after this embarrassment.
    WHY????(?(
  • p1234pk5p1234pk5 Posts: 27
    edited 02.10.2013
    U will lose easily as they are way stronger try dark dominion as they have 30,000 men only which is not a lot compared to other capitals

    Yeah guys.. come plan on the forums about taking our capital please!! it's a great read! I'll even put resource tools in only! LMAO
  • Lord PorkyLord Porky Posts: 2,967
    edited 02.10.2013
    Seriously mate, I don't believe you.

    Indeed. If this was a serious topic, then one just has to laugh. I'd say that is not the deal.

    "PLANING OF A ATTAK" = 3 errors in 4 words, and in Kindergartner-printing-with-a-crayon all-caps style: it's over the top, almost has to be a joke.
  • Nuisance14Nuisance14 Posts: 38
    edited 02.10.2013
    U will lose easily as they are way stronger try dark dominion as they have 30,000 men only which is not a lot compared to other capitals

    Pfft please, be my guest and try
  • kingbo returnskingbo returns Posts: 243
    edited 03.10.2013
    i was laughing the whole way through im a sergeant with the bolt we are allied with uknighted so bye bye if you attack them theyll ask us for clean up :) love that extra honour and glory
  • Baldrick (GB1)Baldrick (GB1) Posts: 4,948
    edited 03.10.2013
    Could a mod please move this thread to the comedy fail section?

    A player starts this thread and then gets backup from another player who just happens to misspell the work Attack as ATTAK.

    You guys should form a guild, or is that a GILD? How about calling it "DA GILD OV DA TERIBUL ATAKKRZ"? Here's a tagline which you may want to adopt.... "you don't have to be bad at spelling to join, but it helps".

    Good luck with your ALLINCE!

    Markwarner/jjou - the same person? Add a poll,see what everyone thinks...
  • GmanB (GB1)GmanB (GB1) Posts: 35
    edited 03.10.2013
    Ill give u real secret inside intel on that baldrick.....check jjou main castle name.......looool!!
  • Lord PorkyLord Porky Posts: 2,967
    edited 03.10.2013
    Baldrick wrote: »
    How about calling it "DA GILD OV DA TERIBUL ATAKKRZ"?.

    :D Exactly.
  • jules Delanyjules Delany Posts: 86
    edited 03.10.2013
    I've read this all the way through looking for a punchline from the initiator of the thread or his friend jjou.
    Not sure what's funnier the fact that there isn't one or the spelling!
    :)
  • jules Delanyjules Delany Posts: 86
    edited 03.10.2013
    markwarner wrote: »
    ok ill have it pleaz eneyone how has 1 i would just like to know what it does E.G difrent troops more res or stuf like that has someone got one i could use for 2 days pleaz

    Oh LOOK! I just found the punchline!
    LMAO!

    Fabulous! So? Come on then? Who's "renting" him a capital then???? :)
  • Baldrick (GB1)Baldrick (GB1) Posts: 4,948
    edited 03.10.2013
    Oh LOOK! I just found the punchline!
    LMAO!

    Fabulous! So? Come on then? Who's "renting" him a capital then???? :)


    He can have BSKs capital...... with one condition..... all he has to do is to forward me a victorious battle report showing his military genius.
  • destroybskdestroybsk Posts: 388
    edited 03.10.2013
    This is hilarious

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