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larry's proverbs

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  • The_servantThe_servant Posts: 45
    edited 18.12.2012
    larry's proverbs are awesome
    The_servant @ usa 1

    General of the hidden shadow allaince

    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain
  • awcrapIlostawcrapIlost Posts: 17
    edited 18.12.2012
    Confucius says: the one who smelt it dealt it
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  • Joel R HJoel R H Posts: 167
    edited 19.12.2012
    i have some funny things from a TV program called QI, some are kinda grose but most are funny here they are...

    1. this is a aberigenies report on a solar eclips that hapened in 2001, kerosene lamp, belong jesus, gone bugger up.

    2. i met a girl this morning with a glass eye she didn't tell me she had 1, it just came out in a convisation.

    3. its all fun and games till someone loosses an eye, that its all fun and game that you can't see anymore.

    4. this was found in a piece of grafite from a mirror, i found in the paper a cupple of days ago a thing about women not, it siad that if a woman dosn't know wether or not to go braless she should stick a pencil under her busim, if it stays there she should where a bra, i would sighn my name but my wife still has my pencil.

    i wouls get some more but mum stole the TV from me so i'll get some more later but enjoy the 4 i gave you for now :)
    On the other hand, you have different fingers.

    Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

    Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

    OK, so what's the speed of dark?

    When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

    Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

    Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • The Rebel2The Rebel2 Posts: 198
    edited 10.07.2013
    love thoughs proverbs lol :D
    On the other hand, you have different fingers.

    Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

    Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

    If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

    OK, so what's the speed of dark?

    When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

    Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

    Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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