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  • King DooooooomKing Dooooooom Posts: 2,015
    edited 18.10.2012
    Erik the Red2What did you give to King Doom as a birthday present? And how much glory is the most that King Doom ever got in 1 battle in GGE? And finally do you have a weak point?
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    "First off, ze present I gave King Doom was a letting him beat up ze other players while controlling me in One Piece Grand Battle. We got a total of 30 wins, and 0 losses heh heh heh. Second, King Doom told me he would prefer not to tell how much glory he has earned in a battle. He wants to keep it private. And finally, I do not have a weak point. No one has found it yet, and I don't want to reveal it. Zoro might be hanging around you know. and I don't want that BRAT to find out my weakness. He has to find it himself. BUT I DO NOT HAVE ONE! HAW HAW HAW!!! At least, I won't reveal it. But my greatest STRENGTH would be my eye sight. No one can see as well as I do. Now keep asking questions! questions are good."
  • JonBerserk7 (US1)JonBerserk7 (US1) Posts: 9,135
    edited 18.10.2012
    what time is it where you are?
  • Erik the Red2Erik the Red2 Posts: 1,793
    edited 19.10.2012
    Does anyone besides yourself know what your weakness is? And do you have an unusual pet like a crocodile, an elephant, a blue whale?
  • King DooooooomKing Dooooooom Posts: 2,015
    edited 19.10.2012
    JonBerserk7 what time is it where you are?
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    "It is 10:35 am central time. Boy zat was easy!"
    Erik the Red2 Does anyone besides yourself know what your weakness is? And do you have an unusual pet like a crocodile, an elephant, a blue whale?
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    "Well, no one else knows my weakness besides me. But maybe my mom does. But she's DEAD! HA HA HA HA HA! So she can't tell you, or anyone else for zat matter. But I still love my mommy. I put flowers on her grave every memorial day. Anyways, ze only pet zat i have would be my little kitten Frenchie. I love him, he's so furry! But oza zen zat, no I don't have any unusual pets. But my servant does. She keeps a giant Griffie Zebra! the thing is half zebra, half giraffe. But shes a weird servant anyways. I ought to fire her. Now keep asking questions! Questions are good!"
  • Erik the Red2Erik the Red2 Posts: 1,793
    edited 19.10.2012
    So if I stole your mommy's body and told you that I would only give it back if you payed me 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars would you give me the money for the body? In other words, is your weakness your mommy?
  • Zan Wrai (GB1)Zan Wrai (GB1) Posts: 317
    edited 19.10.2012
    Five questions.
    1. Have you ever fallen over and died because your sword was too big? I like you more than Zoro, but Zoro's weapons are cooler.
    2. Do you sing opera in the shower?
    3. Is your weakness between your left shoulder blade?
    4. When you went to school, did kids make fun of your hat? If not, maybe they made fun of your sword?
    5. Did you have a smaller sword when you were a kid? If you did, you should have kept it.
  • JonBerserk7 (US1)JonBerserk7 (US1) Posts: 9,135
    edited 19.10.2012
    have you noticed that you were on Game, of Doom?
  • swag like ohio3swag like ohio3 Posts: 1,853
    edited 20.10.2012
    who ate bannana pie yesterday at 5:47p.m with chocolate on that persons pants because he spilled chocolate milk on them three years ago and it never came out because he found out math is dumb because it took him so long to figure it out?very easy answer
  • King DooooooomKing Dooooooom Posts: 2,015
    edited 20.10.2012
    Erik the Red2 So if I stole your mommy's body and told you that I would only give it back if you payed me 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000 dollars would you give me the money for the body? In other words, is your weakness your mommy?
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    "Well my mothers body is sacred to me because i love her. but she is not my weakness. nice try though."
    Zan Wrai Five questions.
    1. Have you ever fallen over and died because your sword was too big? I like you more than Zoro, but Zoro's weapons are cooler.
    2. Do you sing opera in the shower?
    3. Is your weakness between your left shoulder blade?
    4. When you went to school, did kids make fun of your hat? If not, maybe they made fun of your sword?
    5. Did you have a smaller sword when you were a kid? If you did, you should have kept it.
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    " I have fallen before because of ze weight of my sword. but if I died, I wouldn't be here now would I? and i'm glad zat you like me better zen Zoro but i'll have to agree with one thing about him; he's ze first person i have ever seen who is able to weild 3 swords at once. I have never seen anoza person in my life, or in ze world for zat matter who can do zat. But my Black Sword still surpasses all his swords combined. heh heh heh. Number 2 question; I do sing in ze shower, but it's not Opera ha ha ha ha! my weakness is not in between my left shoulder blade. But i did get hit zere once and let me tell you, zat really hurt! People don't make fun of my sword, they fear it. But when I was younger zey did make fun od my hat. In fact, zey still do and it's really annoying! Lastly i did have a smaller sword when I was younger. It was about ze size of one of Zoros. it was a good little sword indeed. It was lighter, and easier to wield. But I earned zis Black Sword and it is far more powerful zen ze little one I had. My Black Sword is 7 feet tall and it goes over my head about probably less zen a foot since I am a height of 6 foot 6. The sword probably weighs about i'd say, over 100 pounds. Zat's why i carry it on my back. it's way to big and heavy to put in a holster."
    JonBerserk7have you noticed that you were on Game, of Doom?
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    "yes I did! Zat made me feel happy! And I liked zat someone called me by my nicknane Ze Frenchmen! and when another actually remembered my name Dracule, Mihawk. Zat was great. It made my nights zats for sure. Pretty entertaining. :D"
    swag like ohio3 who ate bannana pie yesterday at 5:47p.m with chocolate on that persons pants because he spilled chocolate milk on them three years ago and it never came out because he found out math is dumb because it took him so long to figure it out?very easy answer
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    " Hmmm. I'm actually stumped on zat one. is it you? Keep asking questions. It amuses me and it's always fun to see what people put."
  • Cyclone14 (INT1)Cyclone14 (INT1) INT1 Posts: 11,909
    edited 20.10.2012
    What do you think about King Dooooooom's signature?
  • LordEssenceLordEssence Posts: 81
    edited 20.10.2012
    How are you?

    Possible Answers -
    Evil
    bad
    Good
    Happy
    ANnoyed
    frustrated
    Busy with Zoro

    Please choose any of the above
  • it904it904 Posts: 168
    edited 20.10.2012
    the frenchman said the logorithmic formulae for pi is 3.14 this is what i say

    aha ze french man is wrong 3.14 is pi not the logorithmic formulae for pi always use a calclutor my freind the real asnwer is:0.4971498727 this is a rough answer of course because like pi it is a never ending number
  • JonBerserk7 (US1)JonBerserk7 (US1) Posts: 9,135
    edited 20.10.2012
    do you often get annoyed by people that post here?
  • King DooooooomKing Dooooooom Posts: 2,015
    edited 20.10.2012
    Cyclone14 What do you think about King Dooooooom's signature?
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    "I find his signature a bit creepy. More creepy zen usual. I mean, who is zat guy?! his face just looks crazy insane no?"
    King Doom:" It's Yami marik from yu-gi-oh. And yes Mihawk, he is insane. But his face just looks so ugly it's funny ha ha ha! I wanted to see peoples reactions to it."

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    "Ugh. King doom, sometimes I wonder what is with you..........."
    LordEssence How are you? Possible Answers - Evil, bad, Good, Happy , ANnoyed, frustrated, Busy with Zoro. Please choose any of the above
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    "Well right now I am annoyed. I'm fighting zis weird random guy named Vista who wants to claim my title, and my sword. and boy he is weird. he has a worse and bigger mustache zen me!Take a look."
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    CLANG!
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    "So I'll try to answer your questions wile fighting zis dork."
    it904 the frenchman said the logorithmic formulae for pi is 3.14 this is what i say
    aha ze french man is wrong 3.14 is pi not the logorithmic formulae for pi always use a calclutor my freind the real asnwer is:0.4971498727 this is a rough answer of course because like pi it is a never ending number
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    "Well, I can't say i'm perfect. Zere are tons of different forms for pi. I guess me and King Doom haven't learned zat one yet. but I don't mind being told zat I am wrong on zome things. Keeps me on my toes. Thank you for mentioning it. and QUIT IT VISTA! YOUR VERY ANNOYING!"
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    "NEVER! I want that sword and title of yours Hawk Eye! IT WILL BE MINE! ALL MINE! WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
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    "ugghhh! You'll never get it! i keep telling you zat!"
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    CLANG! "Well it looks like i'm going to be busy for a while. But keep asking questions!I 'll answer zem when i can."
  • JonBerserk7 (US1)JonBerserk7 (US1) Posts: 9,135
    edited 20.10.2012
    you missed my question
  • King DooooooomKing Dooooooom Posts: 2,015
    edited 21.10.2012
    JonBerserk7 do you often get annoyed by people that post here? you missed my question
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    "So sorry. you must have posted when I answered ze ozas. but yes, sometimes I do get annoyed with people on here. Questions involving 'how many siblings do I have?' 'what is the logistic formula of pie' ' or whats my sisters name?' bug me. I'm just an average guy, not a fortune teller. How can i be expected to know what your family is like, or what your sisters name is? So yes. Some questions are annoying but i try to answer zem ze best zat i can. And zats what I recommend. do your best, and nothing can go wrong as long as you try. now keep asking questions! Questions are good no matter if zey are annoying (but not TOO annoying i ask.) And so sorry for forgetting to answer yours. Now I got to get back to fighting stupid Vista. He's still bugging me."
  • JonBerserk7 (US1)JonBerserk7 (US1) Posts: 9,135
    edited 21.10.2012
    what episode does vista appear in?
  • Cyclone14 (INT1)Cyclone14 (INT1) INT1 Posts: 11,909
    edited 21.10.2012
    Do you understand this sentence:

    Si tu intelligas hanc sententiam sine Google Vertere, scitis Latinis bene!

    Again, do you understand that? And what does it say?
  • King DooooooomKing Dooooooom Posts: 2,015
    edited 21.10.2012
    JonBerserk7 what episode does vista appear in?
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    "He appears in ze One Piece movie Strong World. Do you remember Zoros ridiculous outfit he was wearing? You know the red headband, and the different shirt right? Yeah that was his Strong World outfit. i do appear in zat movie when I'm fighting him. He was just annoying me today. but I did pummel him to pieces, and he went crying home like a little baby. Heh heh heh. I RULE, VISTA DROOLS! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

    Cyclone14 Do you understand this sentence:
    Si tu intelligas hanc sententiam sine Google Vertere, scitis Latinis bene! Again, do you understand that? And what does it say?
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    "Completely. it says, 'If you understand this sentence without using Google Translate, you know English well!'. I know many zings. now keep asking questions! questions are good."
  • JonBerserk7 (US1)JonBerserk7 (US1) Posts: 9,135
    edited 21.10.2012
    how many movies are you in?

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