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Yo Mama Jokes

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  • fastlich187 (US1)fastlich187 (US1) Posts: 52
    edited 24.11.2012
    Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please
    fastlich187 @ usa 1
  • General HichriGeneral Hichri Posts: 1
    edited 24.11.2012
    yo mamma is so poor she runs after the garbage truck with a shopping list
    General Hichri @ WWW 1
  • Molson Beer (US1)Molson Beer (US1) US1 Posts: 8,443
    edited 24.11.2012
    yo moms so fat when she was at the beach people yelled"BEACHED WHALE!"

    Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish smile back

    yo mama so ugly that when Bob the Builder saw her he said"I CANT FIX THAT!"

    yo mama so fat she sat on a loonie and a booger came out of the queens nose.
  • ThornPrickleyThornPrickley Posts: 668
    edited 24.11.2012
    This jokes takes a bit of explaining to understand.

    A googlplex duplicate is a theoretical thing where if the universe was large enough, duplicates of things would start forming, and a googleplex is a RLY big number.

    Yo mama so fat her googlplex dupe is 5 feet away from her.
    yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii fit!
    yo mama so dumb she tried to climb a see through wall just to see hat was on the other side.
    yo mama so dumb she sent back m&ms cause she thought they were w&ws.

    yo mama so pathetic she lives off the government!
    (It really is embarrassing to have to live off the government to survive.)
    I, AM BACK!

    ?(A blue police box floating in space? Is it bigger on the inside? :D
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Do you know what this is from?
  • EliteProdigyEliteProdigy Posts: 177
    edited 24.11.2012
    Yo mama so stupid, when she looked in the mirror she saw an egg!
    Yo mama so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in order!
    Don't argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

    - Mark Twain 8)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Alliance - Trouble Makers
    Level - 32
  • matmo32matmo32 Posts: 390
    edited 24.11.2012
    yo mamas so fat that when god sed let there be light he asked her to move

    yo mamas so she sat on a ipod touch she invented the ipad
    avatar_1672.gif the wall is my alliance 8)
    LEADER OF ghost volcano!!!!!!!!!


    LEADER OF ghost volcano!!!!!!!!!

    inter1 level 29 and up if interested contact matmo38)
  • EliteProdigyEliteProdigy Posts: 177
    edited 24.11.2012
    Yo mama so fat the last time she stood on the scales it said "ERROR, only 1 person allowed"
    Don't argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

    - Mark Twain 8)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Alliance - Trouble Makers
    Level - 32
  • mad dog19mad dog19 Posts: 188
    edited 24.11.2012
    Yo mamma so stupid that she tried to kill a fish by drowning it and throwing a bird of a cliff...
    mad dog19 @ WWW 2
  • bobbysbrobobbysbro Posts: 1,265
    edited 24.11.2012
    yo mamma's so fat that when see walked past the t.v i missed 3 epodies

    yo mamma's so fat she dont need the internet to go world wide

    yo mamma's so fat that when see went to the beach all the whales jumped out of the water and stated singing "we are family"
    Level 70
    Bobbysbro @ world 1

    #SAVE INTER1

    #KILLBUGSSTOPUPDATES

    #TheDreamLivesOn
  • TITANIC89TITANIC89 Posts: 43
    edited 03.12.2012
    Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse
    TITANIC89 @ WWW 1
  • Alex DeLargeAlex DeLarge Posts: 4
    edited 03.12.2012
    Yo' mom is so wild, even Serengeti wilderness is not enough for her apetite. :D
  • JJ5542JJ5542 Posts: 1,580
    edited 03.12.2012
    Theses jokes are so annoying.....
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    JJ554 @ WWW 2, and..... Korea 1
  • mihajlo97mihajlo97 Posts: 1,180
    edited 03.12.2012
    then ignore them
    mihajlo97;)
    @ international 1
    Member of the Inferno family 8)
  • bigmac2019bigmac2019 Posts: 57
    edited 04.12.2012
    no offince
    yo mammas so fat she has her own zip code.
    yo mammas so fat she has a map to her foot
    bigmac2019 @ usa 1
  • Molson Beer (US1)Molson Beer (US1) US1 Posts: 8,443
    edited 05.12.2012
    yo mama so fat that calling her catastrophically obese is like calling her skinny
  • TITANIC89TITANIC89 Posts: 43
    edited 05.12.2012
    Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through!
    TITANIC89 @ WWW 1
  • alexeptionalalexeptional Posts: 498
    edited 05.12.2012
    i went for a 5k jog the other day, twice round ur mom
    alexeptional @ en 1
  • MAXRuler0MAXRuler0 Posts: 198
    edited 05.12.2012
    Yo mama's so dumb that she starved to death in a supermarket
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • EliteProdigyEliteProdigy Posts: 177
    edited 06.12.2012
    Yo mama so stupid she took half an hour to cook 2minute noodles!
    Yo mama so stupid she took 3hours to watch 60 minutes! :P
    Don't argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

    - Mark Twain 8)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Alliance - Trouble Makers
    Level - 32
  • matmo32matmo32 Posts: 390
    edited 06.12.2012
    o mamas so fat she uses cheat codes on WII FIT


    your mamas so fat even dora can expr her ooooooooooooo
    avatar_1672.gif the wall is my alliance 8)
    LEADER OF ghost volcano!!!!!!!!!


    LEADER OF ghost volcano!!!!!!!!!

    inter1 level 29 and up if interested contact matmo38)

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