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Yo Mama Jokes

King James369King James369 Posts: 8
edited 10.03.2013 in Off Topic
This thread will be a thread where everyone can post Yo Mama jokes. I will start off.

Yo mama so stupid she put a piece of paper on the television and called it pay per view.

ANOTHER...

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the air, she got stuck.

ANOTHER....

Yo mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they had to put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Now start the jokes!!!!!!!!
King James369 @ WWW 2
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  • King Avalon 2King Avalon 2 Posts: 767
    edited 22.11.2012
    Hmmm interesting.......
    Regards,

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  • Molson Beer (US1)Molson Beer (US1) US1 Posts: 8,443
    edited 22.11.2012
    Well I have some,but these are just jokes,no offense was intedned :D

    Yo mama is so fat I took a picture of her last christmas,and it's still printing!

    Yo mamas so fat thar Dora can't explore her!
  • vwuhveibv 3vwuhveibv 3 Posts: 5
    edited 22.11.2012
    Yo mammas so fat that when she wears yellow everyone yells 'taxi'

    Yo mammas so fat that when she laid in the ocian Spain claimed her as 'the new land'



    LOL
    I'm not jealous. I'm BATMAN 8)8)








    also know as dotman:D
  • TITANIC89TITANIC89 Posts: 43
    edited 23.11.2012
    Yo mama so fat it takes 2 shots from the death star to blow her up!
    TITANIC89 @ WWW 1
  • acraaactonacraaacton Posts: 18
    edited 23.11.2012
    yo mamma so fat she has to use longitude and latitude to find her butt
    acraaacton @ usa 1
  • Molson Beer (US1)Molson Beer (US1) US1 Posts: 8,443
    edited 23.11.2012
    yo mama so fat They made a movie"Around your mom in 80 days!"
  • General HichriGeneral Hichri Posts: 1
    edited 23.11.2012
    yo mama is so stupid she gave birth to you

    this is dumb
    General Hichri @ WWW 1
  • zxzxzxzx Posts: 70
    edited 23.11.2012
    Yo mamas so fat she stepped on the scale and it said ABCDEFG get your fat A** off of me
    zxzx @ usa 1
  • evets4evets4 Posts: 3,798
    edited 23.11.2012
    What's the point of this?
    evets4 @ usa 1
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  • ParcoriaParcoria Posts: 105
    edited 23.11.2012
    Yo mama's so dumb that she told you this thread was a good idea.

    Yo mama's so fat, she tried to create this thread herself but couldn't type anything but incoherent nonsense.

    Yo mama's so dumb she probably doesn't realize the previous joke was making fun of her sausage fingers.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Parcoria @ WWW 2 // Parcoria2 @ WWW 1 // Parcoria @ USA
  • RighteousBob449RighteousBob449 Posts: 829
    edited 23.11.2012
    Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale Buzz Lightyear came down and said,' to Infinity and Beyond.'
    RighteousBob449 @ usa1

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  • TITANIC89TITANIC89 Posts: 43
    edited 23.11.2012
    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
    TITANIC89 @ WWW 1
  • EliteProdigyEliteProdigy Posts: 177
    edited 23.11.2012
    Yo mama so fat, when she went bungee jumping she took the bridge down with her.

    Yo mama so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.
    Don't argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

    - Mark Twain 8)
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  • swag like ohio3swag like ohio3 Posts: 1,853
    edited 23.11.2012
    yo moma so stupid when she see's the school bus she yells "TWINKIE!"

    yo moma so creepy when were in the bathroom she yells "having fun?i will make you have fun!?"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Destiny Awaits...
  • abcmanabcman Posts: 35
    edited 23.11.2012
    Yo mama chases after the Clinton peace team in the middle of a bombardment, and doesn't get picked up.
    abcman @ usa 1
    blue--yeah, I was mildly surprised...
  • bizzenbizzen Posts: 320
    edited 23.11.2012
    yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the weighing scale, it showed her phone number
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Waitin to be deleted?


    :| Please my suggestions might be bad but please be polite :|
  • nathan978nathan978 Posts: 256
    edited 23.11.2012
    Your mama so dumb she got locked in the bathroom and peed in her pants

    Your mama so dumb she tryed to droun a fish
    nathan978 @ usa 1
  • RighteousBob449RighteousBob449 Posts: 829
    edited 23.11.2012
    Your mama so old her birth certificate said expire
    RighteousBob449 @ usa1

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  • vwuhveibv 3vwuhveibv 3 Posts: 5
    edited 23.11.2012
    Yo mamma's so slow it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minuates
    I'm not jealous. I'm BATMAN 8)8)








    also know as dotman:D
  • mihajlo97mihajlo97 Posts: 1,180
    edited 23.11.2012
    yo mamas so hairy that the only language she speakes is grezly

    you mama is so fat and ugly when the japanes saw her they yeld GODZILA!!!
    mihajlo97;)
    @ international 1
    Member of the Inferno family 8)

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