Situational Awareness

King_of_Kings

Here's one for those with a artistic bent.

The poster above you gives you a situation from any form of anything and you make a short story about how you would respond to the situation. E.G.

Situation: The mailman fails to deliver this week's T.V Guide and you can't tell when to Car racing is on.

Response: When the Mailman has past and no one is looking I go to my next-door neighbor, who I believe is still an alien in disguise and steal his T.V. Guide, it's not like he's going to need it after the Government take him to be dissected.

And that's how it goes, have fun and remember, the more crazy the situation, the wackier the responses can be.

Situation: It's Sunday afternoon and your all out of bread, your wife is pregnant and is screaming for egg, plum jam, beetroot and sour-cream on toast.

JonBerserk7 (US1)

Response: call nieghbor saying "go get me this for my pregnant wife or else"
Situation: your nieghbor has been seen around your backyard and one day your dog goes missing.

Unknown

Response: I'll go asking the stupid neighbor "where is my Dog" and "what were you doing in my backyard day ago" and then I'll hit him with a hammer.
Situation: You are playing your fav. game, suddenly the electricity stops.

JonBerserk7 (US1)

Response: go to the nearest generator and start "borrowing" power
Situation: you are talking to this hot chick but it is getting late and you have school in the morning

Tiron

response: you ask her phone number (btw once coming late at school who cares:)
situation: youre trying to cook but the pan burns and now mum will be very mad...
(already had that once)

ShadowHowl

R: slap ur mum if she tries to yell at you and immediately take your pre-packed trunk and call the night bus to an inn in knockturn alley and hide there for the rest of the summer
S: you're treading water in the middle of the sea and ur getting really tired... there's no land nearby but there's a couple of idiots on speed boats just watching you and laughing really hard