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Situational Awareness

King_of_KingsKing_of_Kings Posts: 116
edited 26.01.2013 in Off Topic
Here's one for those with a artistic bent.

The poster above you gives you a situation from any form of anything and you make a short story about how you would respond to the situation. E.G.

Situation: The mailman fails to deliver this week's T.V Guide and you can't tell when to Car racing is on.

Response: When the Mailman has past and no one is looking I go to my next-door neighbor, who I believe is still an alien in disguise and steal his T.V. Guide, it's not like he's going to need it after the Government take him to be dissected.

And that's how it goes, have fun and remember, the more crazy the situation, the wackier the responses can be.

Situation: It's Sunday afternoon and your all out of bread, your wife is pregnant and is screaming for egg, plum jam, beetroot and sour-cream on toast.
Post edited by King_of_Kings on
Darkness surrounds us all... Binds us all...
Can you let go of my big toe please?


  • JonBerserk7 (US1)JonBerserk7 (US1) Posts: 9,135
    edited 11.10.2012
    Response: call nieghbor saying "go get me this for my pregnant wife or else"
    Situation: your nieghbor has been seen around your backyard and one day your dog goes missing.
    JonBerserk7 @ usa 1
  • edited 14.10.2012
    Response: I'll go asking the stupid neighbor "where is my Dog" and "what were you doing in my backyard day ago" and then I'll hit him with a hammer.
    Situation: You are playing your fav. game, suddenly the electricity stops.
  • JonBerserk7 (US1)JonBerserk7 (US1) Posts: 9,135
    edited 17.10.2012
    Response: go to the nearest generator and start "borrowing" power
    Situation: you are talking to this hot chick but it is getting late and you have school in the morning
    JonBerserk7 @ usa 1
  • TironTiron Posts: 472
    edited 18.10.2012
    response: you ask her phone number (btw once coming late at school who cares:)
    situation: youre trying to cook but the pan burns and now mum will be very mad...
    (already had that once)
    "You may say i'm a dreamer,
    but i'm not the only one.
    One day you'll join us
    and the world will live as one."
    -John Lennon

    Don't lose hope. When the sun goes down, the stars come out. Just as there are bad times; there will come good times as well. And even though things may seem uncertain in the moment, fill your mind with hopeful thoughts, and remember to keep stepping out on faith as well.
  • ShadowHowlShadowHowl Posts: 14
    edited 26.01.2013
    R: slap ur mum if she tries to yell at you and immediately take your pre-packed trunk and call the night bus to an inn in knockturn alley and hide there for the rest of the summer
    S: you're treading water in the middle of the sea and ur getting really tired... there's no land nearby but there's a couple of idiots on speed boats just watching you and laughing really hard
    ShadowHowl @ WWW 1

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