The Hanging Noose - Pub Now Open!

JonBerserk7 (US1)

*drinking coffee with delight wondering why everything is in ruins and being rebuilt with extreme speed*

Brig. Umar

Hey I'd like a beer please make it quick i am in a serious war

King_of_Kings

Jon, please don't move from that stool.

*Closes eyes*
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*Opens eyes to see MY Pub back to it's normal state, all patrons outside looking confused as is Cyclone after watching the pub rebuild itself from nothing and Jon is quietly sipping his coffee still on the stool in-front of the bar.*
Good!
*Posts new sign on door
"All patrons must now leave all weapons in provided lockers OUTSIDE!!! the pub, this includes guards and Robber Barrens. Any violation of this rule in any way will result in instant banning and spending a night at Cyclone14's new dungen, NO EXCEPTIONS!"*
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*Standing behind bar cleaning mugs*

Cyclone14 (INT1)

*Leaves longbow and sword in locker marked "Cyclone14"* Well, well, well. I see these Robber Barons are causing trouble. Would you like me to arrest them, King_of_Kings? AND REMEMBER MY NEW DUNGEON . . . That suddenly appeared out of thin air? ANYWAYS, REMEMBER IT!

King_of_Kings

*all the monies owed for repairs and drink appears in my bag of gold*

All your Cy, have fun.

*gives Cy a coffee to go and another 10 gold is taken from his tab*

Cyclone14 (INT1)

MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Alright, Robber Barons, you are sentenced to 10 years on a good behaviour bond, and you must report to the Sixty Kings Council for a court, plus you are fined for terrorising local castle lords. Including me, King-of_Kings, ProStrategos, abhyion, badgoodgod, Bunzy, so on so on so on, and all of the Great Empire, Everwinter Glacier, Burning Sands, Fire Peaks, the Undiscovered Kingdoms, and most of the World of Empires. And, according to this list, to even terrorise half of 1 Kingdom gives you the Death Penalty. So, as there is no Executioner present . . . *Drags Robber Barons outside, who are screaming* *Metal clanks* *Screams cease*

*Comes in looking satisfied* Well, you'll find out what happened to them sooner or later. *Drinks coffee Cyclone-style* ICE WATER, PLEASE!

King_of_Kings

*Places Ice water infront and takes more off tab*

*Looks up to see only Jon and Cy in the pub*
*Sigh* looks like it's a slow week.
*puts away clean mugs and head into the back to do the finances*

Cyclone14 (INT1)

*Gulps down the ice water and walks out the door, then comes in with three knights* Do you know who these are?

King_of_Kings

*currently in back doing Finances*

Cyclone14 (INT1)

Jon? You know? KING_OF_KINGS, COME OUT OF THAT BACK ROOM!

Adventurer2

I know who the knights are! They're evil traveling knights. *pulls hidden crossbow out of coffee mug* *knights fall dead to the floor* *finishes coffee*

King_of_Kings

IF I DON'T DO THE FINANCES, YOU DON'T GET TO HAVE COFFEE AND I LOOSE THE PUB! *comes my voice from the back room*

Cyclone14 (INT1)

Adventurer2 wrote: »

I know who the knights are! They're evil traveling knights. *pulls hidden crossbow out of coffee mug* *knights fall dead to the floor* *finishes coffee*

Ugh, you underestimate my knights abilities. They dodged that silly crossbow quarrel And for trying to kill a patron of King_of_Kings' Pub, YOU ARE ARRESTED! Guess again, after you get out of Jail.

Adventurer2

I can't be arrested, because I'm actually you and you shot them with my crossbow. *arrest Cyclone and throws him in a boiling vat of coffee* You have to drink it before you can be free. I'll pay for it.

King_of_Kings

*Comes out with papers sticking out of my hair*



Who fired the crossbow?

Adventurer2

I did, but I'm actually cyclone and he's me, but if he's me and I'm him the he's cyclone and I'm me, but that would mean I'm cyclone and he's me. You know I would never fire a crossbow in your pub, but I did so that means cyclone fired it and I arrested myself which means I arrested him for firing the crossbow and gave you a headache trying to figure out what you just heard.

King_of_Kings

... I've made bigger headaches than what you just tried, that and you still have the crossbow in your hands and Cy has handcuffs in his hands...
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why me? *walks back into the back*

Adventurer2

I have the crossbow because I took it from him. *shoots your papers* you're taking too long to serve us drinks. I'll try to keep all the Robber Barons away, but I might let one or two slip past me and cause some trouble....nothing the octopus can't fix, of course.

King_of_Kings

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*Kicks everyone out and closes pub to do finances in peace*

RafiWarrior

*bangs on window* are you open? i want a coke