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  • Urúvion (US1)Urúvion (US1) Posts: 13,858
    edited 28.11.2014
    Sarah1919 wrote: »

    *stares blankly as Aidan arrests his dear wife*

    Oh my, I did not know you were here.
    *stares in disbelief and dismay* YOU CON-MAN!!

    Come now dear, you know it was all a big mistake.

    I implore you, do not deprive me of my dinner. ;(


    I can't be bothered talking like that at this time of night, but! I have an island named after me! Or not specifically me but some Sarah, a captains wife and the island was used to ship concicts to!

    Convicts? Murderers? Serial killers? Bushwhackers???

    Where is this island? They might be holding Tedd there. . . .
    Cyclone14 wrote: »
    Othba. 'Mia a niqueua reedba.

    Eryva nterestingia.
    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
    -Albert Einstein
  • daxter91daxter91 Posts: 1,606
    edited 28.11.2014
    aidan952 wrote: »
    *Cuts off Daxter's hands and pickles them as fast as they can regrow*

    *shoves aidan away* STOP,that is really annoying *starts running to the woods*
    I am lost
    I've gone to look for myself.

    If i should return
    before i get back,
    please ask me to wait
  • Urúvion (US1)Urúvion (US1) Posts: 13,858
    edited 28.11.2014
    daxter91 wrote: »
    *shoves aidan away* STOP,that is really annoying *starts running to the woods*

    C'mere you. *Runs after Daxter *
    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
    -Albert Einstein
  • Sarah1919 (AU1)Sarah1919 (AU1) Posts: 3,817
    edited 28.11.2014
    aidan952 wrote: »
    Oh my, I did not know you were here.



    Come now dear, you know it was all a big mistake.

    I implore you, do not deprive me of my dinner. ;(





    Convicts? Murderers? Serial killers? Bushwhackers???

    Where is this island? They might be holding Tedd there. . . .



    Eryva nterestingia.

    I have been traumitised by these current events! Oh! *wales in Aidan's arms* I knew it wasn't true!

    Tedd? Tedd! Tedd?! Ahah! Yes! In Tasmania, in the ship cursed by my sisters pile as she sailed beyond the sea sick blue ocean to get to Sarah Island!! Behold!
    daxter91 wrote: »
    *shoves aidan away* STOP,that is really annoying *starts running to the woods*

    *sets woods on fire* AYAYAYAYAYAHHHHHHAYAYAYAYAHAHHAHHHHHHH!!!
    Twitter will never overtake Facebook until it embraces the poke!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    The scientist in charge of naming the vitamins sure was lazy -- "Yea, uh, just copy the alphabet. Add some numbers if you want."
    Take some time to say something nice about GGE! (And checkout my thread):
    http://en.board.goodgamestudios.com/empire/showthread.php?141890-Too-much-criticism-not-enough-praise!
  • Cyclone14 (INT1)Cyclone14 (INT1) INT1 Posts: 11,909
    edited 29.11.2014
    aidan952 wrote: »
    C'mere you. *Runs after Daxter *

    *Follows Aidan*
    *Waits until out of sight of medieval citizens*
    *Whirs after Daxter with glee*
    The Completely Insane,
    Cyclone14

    One of the old-timers, long since departed from this land — my inbox, however, remains open!
  • Jman1234 (US1)Jman1234 (US1) US1 Posts: 102
    edited 29.11.2014
    "HEY BARKEEP can you or one of you employees come over here! I am thirsty and clinically insane so I would like to order a drink. I want you to get the strongest thing you have, Liquefy 5 habanero peppers, put the liquefied peppers into the drink, and serve it to me cyclone style."


    Founder and leader of Silver Legion
    Officer in the Dream Legion Family
    Former co-leader of Phoenix League
    Former officer in the Highlandership Family
  • Cyclone14 (INT1)Cyclone14 (INT1) INT1 Posts: 11,909
    edited 29.11.2014
    Bill POV

    *Turns from bar*
    *Raises eyebrow at customer*

    Cyclone would like this one, I'd think . . .

    *Serves Jonaman Cyclone-Style Coffee, interspersed with liquified peppers*
    The Completely Insane,
    Cyclone14

    One of the old-timers, long since departed from this land — my inbox, however, remains open!
  • Jman1234 (US1)Jman1234 (US1) US1 Posts: 102
    edited 29.11.2014
    Cyclone14 wrote: »
    Bill POV

    *Turns from bar*
    *Raises eyebrow at customer*

    Cyclone would like this one, I'd think . . .

    *Serves Jonaman Cyclone-Style Coffee, interspersed with liquified peppers*

    Hey barkeep is there any ice water left, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't tell me cyclone drank it all?


    Founder and leader of Silver Legion
    Officer in the Dream Legion Family
    Former co-leader of Phoenix League
    Former officer in the Highlandership Family
  • Cyclone14 (INT1)Cyclone14 (INT1) INT1 Posts: 11,909
    edited 29.11.2014
    It's been a long time since anyone used the ice water. Here you go, nevertheless . . .

    *Hands Jonaman a glass with a drop of water in it*
    The Completely Insane,
    Cyclone14

    One of the old-timers, long since departed from this land — my inbox, however, remains open!
  • Jman1234 (US1)Jman1234 (US1) US1 Posts: 102
    edited 29.11.2014
    "OK good I MIGHT not die now." " BUT I ACUALY will because that wasn't anywhere near enough! And if you were anybody else you wouldn't have such a ill conceived, poorly constructed, underdeveloped cerebral cortex and you would actually be able to make the blatantly obvious assumption that NO THAT WAS NOT ENOUGH!!!!!! Unfortunately you are quite possibly the dumbest person I have ever had the misfortune to encounter!!!!!!!! IF YOU WERE ANY MORE OF A NEANDERTHAL THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ENOUGHT BRAIN POWER TO TELL YOUR HEART TO BEAT!


    Founder and leader of Silver Legion
    Officer in the Dream Legion Family
    Former co-leader of Phoenix League
    Former officer in the Highlandership Family
  • Jman1234 (US1)Jman1234 (US1) US1 Posts: 102
    edited 29.11.2014
    Who is bill by the way?


    Founder and leader of Silver Legion
    Officer in the Dream Legion Family
    Former co-leader of Phoenix League
    Former officer in the Highlandership Family
  • Cyclone14 (INT1)Cyclone14 (INT1) INT1 Posts: 11,909
    edited 29.11.2014
    *Raises eyebrow*

    That's all the water we had. I'm Cyclone's replacement for when he's out murdering people.
    The Completely Insane,
    Cyclone14

    One of the old-timers, long since departed from this land — my inbox, however, remains open!
  • Jman1234 (US1)Jman1234 (US1) US1 Posts: 102
    edited 29.11.2014
    cyclone14 wrote: »
    *raises eyebrow*

    that's all the water we had. I'm cyclone's replacement for when he's out murdering people.

    well create more arn't cyclone and all of his clones supposed to be magical


    Founder and leader of Silver Legion
    Officer in the Dream Legion Family
    Former co-leader of Phoenix League
    Former officer in the Highlandership Family
  • InsaneDuckling (GB1)InsaneDuckling (GB1) Posts: 19,271
    edited 29.11.2014
    Jonaman1232 wrote: »
    well create more arn't cyclone and all of his clones supposed to be magical

    You've got Aidan and Cyclone mixed up. Aidan is the one with the clones, and Cyclone is. . . Well, the cyclone.
    Bazooka Duck of Fire | High Councillor of Inrazimad | That Person with an Addiction to Cookies 

    Um . . . I don't have enough titles. I must brainstorm!

    @au1 ~ graceL.H.E - Level 70 - Storm Cloaks - The Terrible
    @en1 ~ InsaneDuckling - Level 70 - New Vision - The Terrible

    One of those weird old players who became all sentimental after leaving the game before they could see dear old Empire rot away even more. 
  • ElfangorElfangor Posts: 3,974
    edited 29.11.2014
    *lights a match*
    Check out my story! The First Ruby Buyer
  • Raymondmay11 (US1)Raymondmay11 (US1) Posts: 18,376
    edited 29.11.2014
    Elfangor wrote: »
    *lights a match*

    Uh, I think we are in medieval times. Matches don't exist.....yet.
    Raymondmay11 @ usa 1


    5f631c22-c4f0-4fd6-a9cf-847937db9bca_zps4dd2804epng


  • ElfangorElfangor Posts: 3,974
    edited 29.11.2014
    *correction*

    *lights a torch with flint and steel*
    Check out my story! The First Ruby Buyer
  • InsaneDuckling (GB1)InsaneDuckling (GB1) Posts: 19,271
    edited 29.11.2014
    Raymondmay11 wrote: »
    Uh, I think we are in medieval times. Matches don't exist.....yet.
    Correct. By decree of Cyclone XIV or whatever.
    Elfangor wrote: »
    *correction*

    *lights a torch with flint and steel*

    Where'd you get the flint and steel from?
    Bazooka Duck of Fire | High Councillor of Inrazimad | That Person with an Addiction to Cookies 

    Um . . . I don't have enough titles. I must brainstorm!

    @au1 ~ graceL.H.E - Level 70 - Storm Cloaks - The Terrible
    @en1 ~ InsaneDuckling - Level 70 - New Vision - The Terrible

    One of those weird old players who became all sentimental after leaving the game before they could see dear old Empire rot away even more. 
  • Cyclone14 (INT1)Cyclone14 (INT1) INT1 Posts: 11,909
    edited 29.11.2014
    graceL.H.E wrote: »
    You've got Aidan and Cyclone mixed up. Aidan is the one with the clones, and Cyclone is. . . Well, the cyclone.

    *Ahem*

    I believe he would be referring to those Cyclones who came with him back here.
    The Completely Insane,
    Cyclone14

    One of the old-timers, long since departed from this land — my inbox, however, remains open!
  • Urúvion (US1)Urúvion (US1) Posts: 13,858
    edited 29.11.2014
    Jonaman1232 wrote: »
    "OK good I MIGHT not die now." " BUT I ACUALY will because that wasn't anywhere near enough! And if you were anybody else you wouldn't have such a ill conceived, poorly constructed, underdeveloped cerebral cortex and you would actually be able to make the blatantly obvious assumption that NO THAT WAS NOT ENOUGH!!!!!! Unfortunately you are quite possibly the dumbest person I have ever had the misfortune to encounter!!!!!!!! IF YOU WERE ANY MORE OF A NEANDERTHAL THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ENOUGHT BRAIN POWER TO TELL YOUR HEART TO BEAT!

    I like this guy.



    *Pats crying Sarah on the head*
    Here, have some bacon.
    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
    -Albert Einstein

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