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The Hanging Noose - Pub Now Open!

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  • Erik the Red2Erik the Red2 Posts: 1,793
    edited 01.11.2012
    "Thank you. And I can't believe that you fell for my trick and had to give me 10000 coins! I never actually liked that cockroach, but you don't get back your coins, otherwise it would be stealing, and officers don't steal do they?"
    Erik the Red @ en1
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Cyclone14 (INT1)Cyclone14 (INT1) INT1 Posts: 11,909
    edited 01.11.2012
    THAT'S ENOUGH! You are under arrest for:

    Tricking the CHIEF police officer twice
    Shoving a cockroach down his throat
    And being you.
    The Completely Insane,
    Cyclone14


    One of the old-timers, long since departed from this land — my inbox, however, remains open!
  • Erik the Red2Erik the Red2 Posts: 1,793
    edited 01.11.2012
    "What? Well you are under a roof for getting drunk on duty!"
    Erik the Red @ en1
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • JonBerserk7 (US1)JonBerserk7 (US1) Posts: 9,135
    edited 01.11.2012
    *Jon sits on his stool watching this confrontation*
    JonBerserk7 @ usa 1
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    #TheDreamLivesOn
  • Erik the Red2Erik the Red2 Posts: 1,793
    edited 02.11.2012
    "Hey! Officer! You must let me go or The King of The Robber Barons will kill us all! Let me go so that we do not all die!"
    Erik the Red @ en1
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • JonBerserk7 (US1)JonBerserk7 (US1) Posts: 9,135
    edited 02.11.2012
    *Jon, the second in command of the police force gets up and says,* I'll go deal with the Robber Baron King. *He leaves*
    JonBerserk7 @ usa 1
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    #TheDreamLivesOn
  • Erik the Red2Erik the Red2 Posts: 1,793
    edited 02.11.2012
    "Hey wait that was my job!"
    Erik the Red @ en1
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • JonBerserk7 (US1)JonBerserk7 (US1) Posts: 9,135
    edited 02.11.2012
    *Jon's messenger shows up at the pub and says* The Robber Baron King is nearly defeated, it will be over soon.*The messenger leaves immediately after giving his message*
    JonBerserk7 @ usa 1
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    #TheDreamLivesOn
  • Erik the Red2Erik the Red2 Posts: 1,793
    edited 02.11.2012
    So did you kill him?
    Erik the Red @ en1
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • JonBerserk7 (US1)JonBerserk7 (US1) Posts: 9,135
    edited 02.11.2012
    *Jon arrives back at the pub covered in blood and gore, but doesn't have a single scratch on him* He has been dealt with. *Jon sticks his hand in the burlap sack he had and pulled out the Robber Baron King's head* Anyone want this?
    JonBerserk7 @ usa 1
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    #TheDreamLivesOn
  • King Avalon 2King Avalon 2 Posts: 767
    edited 02.11.2012
    *King Avalon looks at Jon*
    "I'll take it. I can put it on my bathroom wall."
    Regards,

    King Avalon 2
    Founder and Former President of Officers United
    http://officersunited.yolasite.com/
    General of Blaatand Order
    High Ranking Official in International 2 Treaty Organization (I2TO)

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • JonBerserk7 (US1)JonBerserk7 (US1) Posts: 9,135
    edited 02.11.2012
    *Hands King Avalon the severed head*
    Thanks it was starting to creep me out
    JonBerserk7 @ usa 1
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    #TheDreamLivesOn
  • King Avalon 2King Avalon 2 Posts: 767
    edited 02.11.2012
    *Takes head*
    "No thank you. And we should be used to it. He creeped people out when he was alive."
    *Starts scooping the eyeballs out and throws them out the window.*
    "Ugh, blind eyes"
    Regards,

    King Avalon 2
    Founder and Former President of Officers United
    http://officersunited.yolasite.com/
    General of Blaatand Order
    High Ranking Official in International 2 Treaty Organization (I2TO)

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • JonBerserk7 (US1)JonBerserk7 (US1) Posts: 9,135
    edited 03.11.2012
    *Takes a drink of his coffee after sitting back down on his stool and tries to get the image of King Avalon scooping eyes out of a severed head out of his mind*
    JonBerserk7 @ usa 1
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    #TheDreamLivesOn
  • King Avalon 2King Avalon 2 Posts: 767
    edited 03.11.2012
    "Sorry about that Jon. I will have my servant do that outside next time"
    Regards,

    King Avalon 2
    Founder and Former President of Officers United
    http://officersunited.yolasite.com/
    General of Blaatand Order
    High Ranking Official in International 2 Treaty Organization (I2TO)

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • JonBerserk7 (US1)JonBerserk7 (US1) Posts: 9,135
    edited 03.11.2012
    "Thank you, that was more disturbing than seeing him alive"
    JonBerserk7 @ usa 1
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    #TheDreamLivesOn
  • King Avalon 2King Avalon 2 Posts: 767
    edited 03.11.2012
    "I really didn't think anything could top him being disturbing when he was alive....."
    Regards,

    King Avalon 2
    Founder and Former President of Officers United
    http://officersunited.yolasite.com/
    General of Blaatand Order
    High Ranking Official in International 2 Treaty Organization (I2TO)

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • JonBerserk7 (US1)JonBerserk7 (US1) Posts: 9,135
    edited 03.11.2012
    "There are some people....."
    JonBerserk7 @ usa 1
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    #TheDreamLivesOn
  • Cyclone14 (INT1)Cyclone14 (INT1) INT1 Posts: 11,909
    edited 03.11.2012
    Police officers are only authorised to drink coffee or tea in this place, and as only Jon and I are the only officers who come here, plus we only drink coffee.
    The Completely Insane,
    Cyclone14


    One of the old-timers, long since departed from this land — my inbox, however, remains open!
  • Erik the Red2Erik the Red2 Posts: 1,793
    edited 03.11.2012
    "So am I still being arrested or what?"
    Erik the Red @ en1
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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