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The Hanging Noose - Pub Now Open!

King_of_KingsKing_of_Kings Posts: 116
edited 07.09.2015 in Off Topic
Hello and welcome to The Hanging Noose.
We're just open and family friendly!
Ale for those Kings and Queens of elder status and soft drinks for those just starting out on the road to Knighthood.

Please note that Robber Barons have been spotted entering so all fighting has been banned while inside the pub grounds.8)
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Can you let go of my big toe please?
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited 22.08.2012
    so ah, what is the point of this thread is it like a chat thread or something?????
  • King_of_KingsKing_of_Kings Posts: 116
    edited 22.08.2012
    This thread is for chatting, challenging to duels, declaring wars, getting drunk and falling of towers, greeting lost time friends and having fun. All in a family safe environment.

    P.S Towers for falling off not supplied, bring your own.
    Darkness surrounds us all... Binds us all...
    ?(?(?(
    Can you let go of my big toe please?
  • UnknownUnknown
    edited 22.08.2012
    lol this guys funny ↑ :D................. are u new??
  • King_of_KingsKing_of_Kings Posts: 116
    edited 22.08.2012
    This forum... maybe.

    Pub Scene... 8 pubs so far.

    So what do you want to... you got any ID? Proof of age requirements... :(
    Darkness surrounds us all... Binds us all...
    ?(?(?(
    Can you let go of my big toe please?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited 22.08.2012
    (Falls of tower and lands in moat)Nice croccy croccy,Nice croccy please DON'T EAT ME!!!!
  • King_of_KingsKing_of_Kings Posts: 116
    edited 22.08.2012
    That's what I mean so who want's what? and if it's adult then I'll need some ID please, Kings orders.
    Darkness surrounds us all... Binds us all...
    ?(?(?(
    Can you let go of my big toe please?
  • PurplePancakesPurplePancakes Posts: 219
    edited 22.08.2012
    *runs off as guards chase him trying to get an ID, trips on brick and falls off tower* "AHHHHHH, LET ME LAND IN THE MOAT!!!!!" *unfortunately, he misses the moat and he falls to his death, guards dont find any ID on him and his face is to mutilated to be recognizable*
    lis90.gif
    Thanks to DarknessGhost for this signature.
  • the unknownthe unknown Posts: 46
    edited 22.08.2012
    i'll have some beer please
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]i got home that night and heard gunshots.i heard a man shout PANCAKES!!!!!!!! and ran for his shoe. i got a call saying that 5 bannanas were killed. i cried my eyes out. then. i saw a monkey.then the monkey ate the man's shoe and his wife attacked it with a magical man eating cheese burger.
  • King_of_KingsKing_of_Kings Posts: 116
    edited 23.08.2012
    *checks ID's* All clear. *pours drinks and hands the out* That will be 4,000 gold each.
    Darkness surrounds us all... Binds us all...
    ?(?(?(
    Can you let go of my big toe please?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited 23.08.2012
    No problem I have 100,000 gold and get discounts on my troops because I am a landgrave (Yes I'm THAT important:))(Escapes from moat) "thank goodness that's over" "sir why are there crocodile teeth sticking out of your leg?" "Oh @*?£$"
  • ~Farsight~~Farsight~ Posts: 852
    edited 23.08.2012
    swiftarrow21 wrote: »
    No problem I have 100,000 gold and get discounts on my troops because I am a landgrave (Yes I'm THAT important:))(Escapes from moat) "thank goodness that's over" "sir why are there crocodile teeth sticking out of your leg?" "Oh @*?£$"
    yeah yeah
    i am an archduke so i will take the bar
    what i cant have it?
    ATTACK!!!!!!
    ( i am killing everyone)
    nothing like a refreshing ale........... wait
    ITS EMPTY
    AND THE SOLDIERS DRANK THE REST *i throw my generals into the moat and send my troops away*
    in an act of suicide i spend all my coins...
    Don't push me...
    Those who deny our freedom will see no mercy
    lvl 56 and growing only 4 more to go!!! if i can count them on my fingers i can certainly do it on the game!!!:D
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited 23.08.2012
    I'll have a gunner please barman.
  • ~Farsight~~Farsight~ Posts: 852
    edited 24.08.2012
    what?
    i will have a plasma shooting cannon and a diamond encrusted sword
    Don't push me...
    Those who deny our freedom will see no mercy
    lvl 56 and growing only 4 more to go!!! if i can count them on my fingers i can certainly do it on the game!!!:D
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • UnknownUnknown
    edited 25.08.2012
    A wine.....
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited 26.08.2012
    ~Farsight~ wrote: »
    what?
    i will have a plasma shooting cannon and a diamond encrusted sword

    A gunner is a drink.
  • King_of_KingsKing_of_Kings Posts: 116
    edited 26.08.2012
    *Checks all ID's and serves drinks* Okay since the first two were break-in drinks that got me off to a good start now everything is back to standard pricing.

    Soft Drinks = 5 gold
    Ale = 15 gold
    Mixers = 25 gold
    Spirits and Stronger = 40 gold
    Water = There is a tap in the bathroom and one by the front door.

    P.S Please note that Prices may change depending on what the king feels like and demand. Don't blame me if stuff skyrockets, secure my trade-routes and everything stays cheap.

    HAPPY HOUR! ALL DRINKS HALF PRICE :)
    Darkness surrounds us all... Binds us all...
    ?(?(?(
    Can you let go of my big toe please?
  • the unknownthe unknown Posts: 46
    edited 01.09.2012
    i'll have the stongest beer u have.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]i got home that night and heard gunshots.i heard a man shout PANCAKES!!!!!!!! and ran for his shoe. i got a call saying that 5 bannanas were killed. i cried my eyes out. then. i saw a monkey.then the monkey ate the man's shoe and his wife attacked it with a magical man eating cheese burger.
  • Cyclone14 (INT1)Cyclone14 (INT1) INT1 Posts: 11,909
    edited 02.09.2012
    Give me some coffee. NOW. DO IT!
    The Completely Insane,
    Cyclone14

    One of the old-timers, long since departed from this land — my inbox, however, remains open!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0
    edited 02.09.2012
    Right men I have installed safety rails on the towers to prevent me falling into the moat again
    Falls into the moat
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,where are the safety rails?
    Oh sorry sir i thought they were defense tools so I threw them into the moat after the last attack

    Lands on a castle moat spike
    YEEEEEEEOW
    :p stupid croc you can't get me,I'm to high up (though at a painful cost)
    GRRRROWL
    NO DON'T CLIMB UP THE SIDE,DON'T CLIMB UP THE SIDE!
    Here we go again
  • RafiWarriorRafiWarrior Posts: 490
    edited 02.09.2012
    just a coke will do
    traveling merchants getting no money today !
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    thronking.png
    its not about the money money money with ggs its the complete oppisite
    proud sergeant of Knights Relm
    ( the above song is priCetag Jessie J )

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