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  • This morning I drove a big ass truck into a school full of kids and killed all the little boys. After the police arrived and celebrated because they just bought 12 donuts that amazingly cured cancer. They found a suspect named the doughnut burglar shot and shot him in his left knee until until he fell over and rolled the street into a pool filled with old ladies. He then stood and drank a full bottle of bleach to commit suicide. Now he went to China and screamed ching chong. Who heard that felt bad for the indians that were visiting, and decided to run a marathon around china and ended up in Mongolia, whos people were hoarders and stole his antique feathers, and he threw a bottle of Vodka at pewdiepie, because he didnt want to disappoint his abusive father who used to eat

    Kentucky fried chicken. Now...
    David Noble @ usa 1
  • benja084 (ES1)benja084 (ES1) ES1 Posts: 9,678
    He ate a poisoned...
    cat

    "There is no such a thing as an empty space or an empty time. There is always something to see, something to hear"
    "To pay attention, that is our endless and propper work"

    "No existe tal cosa como un espacio vacío o un tiempo vacio. Siempre hay algo que ver, algo que oír"
    "Prestar atención, ese es nuestro interminable y apropiado trabajo"
  • fish and is laying
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  • Venom (ASIA1)Venom (ASIA1) ASIA1 Posts: 2,232
    edited 16.02.2018
    in the bathtub to


    Edit: this is probably the best game so far
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  • Shoto (US1)Shoto (US1) Posts: 68
    edited 16.02.2018
    wash out the poison
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    Don't let the level fool you i qualify as a lengendary level 800!!!!
  • but ended up on
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  • benja084 (ES1)benja084 (ES1) ES1 Posts: 9,678
    a different kind of
    cat

    "There is no such a thing as an empty space or an empty time. There is always something to see, something to hear"
    "To pay attention, that is our endless and propper work"

    "No existe tal cosa como un espacio vacío o un tiempo vacio. Siempre hay algo que ver, algo que oír"
    "Prestar atención, ese es nuestro interminable y apropiado trabajo"
  • drug which almost killed
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  • benja084 (ES1)benja084 (ES1) ES1 Posts: 9,678
    The crap out of...
    cat

    "There is no such a thing as an empty space or an empty time. There is always something to see, something to hear"
    "To pay attention, that is our endless and propper work"

    "No existe tal cosa como un espacio vacío o un tiempo vacio. Siempre hay algo que ver, algo que oír"
    "Prestar atención, ese es nuestro interminable y apropiado trabajo"
  • Kingd0mKing (US1)Kingd0mKing (US1) US1 Posts: 110
    his testicles, which made
    #Shrinktherubygap
  • only half a million
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  • benja084 (ES1)benja084 (ES1) ES1 Posts: 9,678
    dollars with the movies...
    cat

    "There is no such a thing as an empty space or an empty time. There is always something to see, something to hear"
    "To pay attention, that is our endless and propper work"

    "No existe tal cosa como un espacio vacío o un tiempo vacio. Siempre hay algo que ver, algo que oír"
    "Prestar atención, ese es nuestro interminable y apropiado trabajo"
  • David Noble (US1)David Noble (US1) Posts: 2,552
    edited 17.02.2018
    This morning I drove a big ass truck into a school full of kids and killed all the little boys. After the police arrived and celebrated because they just bought 12 donuts that amazingly cured cancer. They found a suspect named the doughnut burglar shot and shot him in his left knee until until he fell over and rolled the street into a pool filled with old ladies. He then stood and drank a full bottle of bleach to commit suicide. Now he went to China and screamed ching chong. Who heard that felt bad for the indians that were visiting, and decided to run a marathon around china and ended up in Mongolia. Who's people were hoarders and stole his antique feathers. He threw a bottle of Vodka at pewdiepie, because he didn't want to disappoint his abusive father who used to eat Kentucky fried chicken. Now he at a poisoned fish and is laying in a bathtub to wash out the poison, but ended up on a different kind of drugs which almost killed the crap out of his testicles, which made only a half a million dollars with the movies.

    In another story a
    David Noble @ usa 1
  • Venom (ASIA1)Venom (ASIA1) ASIA1 Posts: 2,232
    , that story was fake
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    Venom @ Australia - War Marshal for Shadow Lords!!

    Best player on the test server B)

  • benja084 (ES1)benja084 (ES1) ES1 Posts: 9,678
    This morning I drove a big ass truck into a school full of kids and killed all the little boys. After the police arrived and celebrated because they just bought 12 donuts that amazingly cured cancer. They found a suspect named the doughnut burglar shot and shot him in his left knee until until he fell over and rolled the street into a pool filled with old ladies. He then stood and drank a full bottle of bleach to commit suicide. Now he went to China and screamed ching chong. Who heard that felt bad for the indians that were visiting, and decided to run a marathon around china and ended up in Mongolia. Who's people were hoarders and stole his antique feathers. He threw a bottle of Vodka at pewdiepie, because he didn't want to disappoint his abusive father who used to eat Kentucky fried chicken. Now he at a poisoned fish and is laying in a bathtub to wash out the poison, but ended up on a different kind of drugs which almost killed the crap out of his testicles, which made only a half a million dollars with the movies.

    In another story a
    giant turtle came and...
    cat

    "There is no such a thing as an empty space or an empty time. There is always something to see, something to hear"
    "To pay attention, that is our endless and propper work"

    "No existe tal cosa como un espacio vacío o un tiempo vacio. Siempre hay algo que ver, algo que oír"
    "Prestar atención, ese es nuestro interminable y apropiado trabajo"
  • In another story a giant turtle came and

    ate up everything until ...
    David Noble @ usa 1
  • Venom (ASIA1)Venom (ASIA1) ASIA1 Posts: 2,232
    Donald trump stops playing 
    Venom @ Asia - Member for Drunken Fist
    Venom @ Australia - War Marshal for Shadow Lords!!

    Best player on the test server B)

  • benja084 (ES1)benja084 (ES1) ES1 Posts: 9,678
    and a very small...
    cat

    "There is no such a thing as an empty space or an empty time. There is always something to see, something to hear"
    "To pay attention, that is our endless and propper work"

    "No existe tal cosa como un espacio vacío o un tiempo vacio. Siempre hay algo que ver, algo que oír"
    "Prestar atención, ese es nuestro interminable y apropiado trabajo"
  • flute that his russian
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  • friends hated. So they
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