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The Royal Post Caption Contest



  • hulk987hulk987 Posts: 66
    edited 29.06.2015
    ''SOMEBODY FIND MY TEETH!!!! some espionage freak took it ;[ its my dinner time and wheres that sh*t
    find or someones gonna be chewing it for me!!''X(X(X(
    hulk987 @ WWW 1
    member of GriffinsTitans
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  • Freak Show (ASIA1)Freak Show (ASIA1) Posts: 203
    edited 29.06.2015
    Where on Earth are the Peasants with my food?! Why can't they just build more farmhouses and get more people to bring me food!

    Click.▼ Click my blue flaming Dragon. It's called Freak Show :)

  • Freak Show (ASIA1)Freak Show (ASIA1) Posts: 203
    edited 29.06.2015
    Oooh yay! I can see a feast, it better not be for those soldiers again because I have only had 5 meals and it's only noon?!

    Click.▼ Click my blue flaming Dragon. It's called Freak Show :)

  • Astraa009 (INT1)Astraa009 (INT1) Posts: 2,087
    edited 30.06.2015
    "You might be small but, one thing can make u the strongest. Rubies, rubies and lots of rubies."
    International 1
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    Level 70 legend level 17

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    Level 27
  • CM EvokeCM Evoke Posts: 801
    edited 03.07.2015
    Thanks for all the entries over the past month! It's time for a new Caption Contest!

    Check out the next pic in the Royal Post: Look who managed to sneak onto the royal throne... what do you think is going through the little kitty's and squirrels mind?

    Kind Regards,

  • Barnacleez (US1)Barnacleez (US1) Posts: 2,833
    edited 03.07.2015
    Squirrel: Heh, heh....they won't suspect a THING! (mass=densityxvolume) (e=mc2)Cat: I am the king (or queen) of the Hug Universe!!!

    Twelve seconds later.......
    Barnacleez the Avenger @ Kindle Fire 4.5.5
    [email protected] usa 1
    Contact Support here.
    Comedy is my partial life. Nerdiness is the other 99.99% of it.
    If this is a game where the player gender doesn't exist, then why does 'King' and 'Baronet' exist?
    Don't click here.
    Level: 34 Honor: 1,234
    Neutral in the server war, currently supporting TORCHERERS

  • Plumpy21 (US1)Plumpy21 (US1) US1 Posts: 471
    edited 03.07.2015
    Squirrel: Sir Squeeker Reporting for duty. No dogs in sight.
    Cat: Meow... Good, we shall be taking over their kingdom quickly.
    Just saying the bears and the lions get it in this game... 

    What is the max hoarder level?

  • InsaneDuckling (GB1)InsaneDuckling (GB1) Posts: 19,271
    edited 04.07.2015
    Cat - So . . . Um . . . I'm hungry. Are you some sort of rodent?
    Squirrel - I'm your advisor, not dinner!
    Bazooka Duck of Fire | High Councillor of Inrazimad | That Person with an Addiction to Cookies 

    Um . . . I don't have enough titles. I must brainstorm!

    @au1 ~ graceL.H.E - Level 70 - Storm Cloaks - The Terrible
    @en1 ~ InsaneDuckling - Level 70 - New Vision - The Terrible

    One of those weird old players who became all sentimental after leaving the game before they could see dear old Empire rot away even more. 
  • NickDude (US1)NickDude (US1) Posts: 4,268
    edited 04.07.2015
    Cat- Report!

    Squirrel- Sir,apologies.Zero percent of mice detected.
    Bards shall sing about the victories of ours,
    Enemies will fall under Chivalric Lords' towers
    Foes of their Leader will always tremble,
    But his and Chivalric Lords' allies will reassemble

    Every alliance must have 3 things: loyalty,rules and right to vote. Without them,it is not an alliance. It's anarchy.

    ~Sandravlc of Aragonsland Empire,Leader of Chivalric Lords alliance. Leader serves,not rules.~
    Sandravlc's Logbook- Chronicle I

  • Marty Maurder (GB1)Marty Maurder (GB1) GB1 Posts: 572
    edited 04.07.2015
    I'm sooo innocent. Who would attack me?
    Marty Maurder @ en 1
  • edited 04.07.2015
    please don't eat me I do not taste like chicken
  • Astraa008Astraa008 Posts: 19
    edited 04.07.2015
    reporting to duty your highness i found a chicken sleeping near the gate of the castle
    proud member of serbian kings
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  • FastRuler2FastRuler2 Posts: 167
    edited 04.07.2015
    Cat: Sergeant Squirrel!!!!
    Squirrel: Yes Sir?
    Cat: Tell General Squeak to come over here, I need to have a little chat with him...
    Words are powerful. They give different meanings and are expressed different ways.How we speak our sentences determine the reaction of the listener. Words in a screen don't have a voice. We use Emotes, question marks, and other describing words to speak. Some people have different reactions to the words they hear or see.Let's give an example.
    "I like Jill."(Example name)
    Jill might like it
    someone could be jealous
    You can determine what you feel and do.
  • lionidas2lionidas2 Posts: 576
    edited 04.07.2015
    cat: finally we took over the palace !!!
    squirrel:what will be ur first order your highness?
    cat:execute every mouse in the castle !
    "Don't think of yourself as an uglly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey"

  • eagle strikeeagle strike Posts: 5
    edited 05.07.2015
    Cat:Are you meant to be my entertainer? Please leave me, its a bit awkward with you.... maybe come another time...or maybe not. Depends if you will still be here......
    Hey you!
    Nice to meet you!

    eagle strike @ en 1
  • UD1 (INT1)UD1 (INT1) INT1 Posts: 2,322
    edited 05.07.2015

    Well done my king, look at us , this is what happens when you threaten to bring the alchemist back , oh well back to my nuts
  • imamy (US1)imamy (US1) US1 Posts: 127
    edited 06.07.2015
    Cat: My litterbox! My litterbox! Why must upgrades take so long?

    Squirrel: Shall I dig up the rubies, Sire?
  • Lord KidzoLord Kidzo Posts: 6
    edited 07.07.2015
    Kitten: "Servant! Get me my milk dish, and make sure it's cold this time!"
    Squirrel: "Why am I always the one stuck with catsitting Buttons?"
    LORD KIDZO Canada1giphy.gif
    "The panther always gets its prey" –Lord Kidzo
  • Glop MonsterGlop Monster Posts: 11
    edited 08.07.2015
    I know this isn't a caption but I feel obligated...
    No Longer Glop Monster on Asia 1
    Ryan Bellinger @ USA 1 Sergeant: Suiko Samurai
    Proud Non-Ruby buyer
  • Elliotell3332Elliotell3332 Posts: 806
    edited 18.07.2015
    Squirrel to cat: So... Come here often?

    Allow me this sidebar, it was too funny to pass up
    *song in the background...* Oh I juuust cant waaait to be kiiiiiiiiiing....

    Cat looks at squirrel. Squirrel looks at cat.

    Both burst out in hysterical laughter.
    @USA 1
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    Do not click this thing that I stole from my brother.
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