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Forum game: Yo mama jokes!

InsaneDuckling (GB1)InsaneDuckling (GB1) Posts: 19,271
edited 20.08.2014 in Off Topic
If you have any good Yo mama jokes that you want to share, post them on this thread!
Bazooka Duck of Fire | High Councillor of Inrazimad | That Person with an Addiction to Cookies 

Um . . . I don't have enough titles. I must brainstorm!

@au1 ~ graceL.H.E - Level 70 - Storm Cloaks - The Terrible
@en1 ~ InsaneDuckling - Level 70 - New Vision - The Terrible

One of those weird old players who became all sentimental after leaving the game before they could see dear old Empire rot away even more. 
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  • qazs2qazs2 Posts: 4,141
    edited 15.03.2014
    Really grace.

    Here is one. Your moma is so fat that not even a black hole can move her.

    I tried and fail eh
    qazs @ usa 1

    Name? Creatures? Bees?

    Oranges?

    Wrong place for any of those.

    If there is ever a problem, issue, or just need advice I be more than happy to help just PM me.
  • Sirlancelot2020Sirlancelot2020 Posts: 8,782
    edited 15.03.2014
    Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money.
    biwzem.jpg
    #Thedreamliveson
    (╯°□°)╯︵http://dragcave.net/user/Sirlancelot2020
  • InsaneDuckling (GB1)InsaneDuckling (GB1) Posts: 19,271
    edited 15.03.2014
    I find that ok. Meh.
    Yo mama so ugly that when she entered a ugly competition, they said no proffesionals allowed. Got that one off a friend
    Bazooka Duck of Fire | High Councillor of Inrazimad | That Person with an Addiction to Cookies 

    Um . . . I don't have enough titles. I must brainstorm!

    @au1 ~ graceL.H.E - Level 70 - Storm Cloaks - The Terrible
    @en1 ~ InsaneDuckling - Level 70 - New Vision - The Terrible

    One of those weird old players who became all sentimental after leaving the game before they could see dear old Empire rot away even more. 
  • Sirlancelot2020Sirlancelot2020 Posts: 8,782
    edited 15.03.2014
    This one's similar to the last one.
    Your mamas so dumb she sold her house to pay the electric bills.
    biwzem.jpg
    #Thedreamliveson
    (╯°□°)╯︵http://dragcave.net/user/Sirlancelot2020
  • InsaneDuckling (GB1)InsaneDuckling (GB1) Posts: 19,271
    edited 15.03.2014
    That one was good.
    Yo mama so fat, that when she entered a elevator, it MUST come down.
    Bazooka Duck of Fire | High Councillor of Inrazimad | That Person with an Addiction to Cookies 

    Um . . . I don't have enough titles. I must brainstorm!

    @au1 ~ graceL.H.E - Level 70 - Storm Cloaks - The Terrible
    @en1 ~ InsaneDuckling - Level 70 - New Vision - The Terrible

    One of those weird old players who became all sentimental after leaving the game before they could see dear old Empire rot away even more. 
  • Ishan the GreatIshan the Great Posts: 81
    edited 16.03.2014
    Yo mama so intelligent, she told a cat to go shopping and returned with a magnifying glass
    Ishan the Great
    The Master of Omayyad
    The Creator of Galaxy Rangers
    This is the gateway to the thread:http://en.board.goodgamestudios.com/empire/showthread.php?102220-RPG-The-Galaxy-Rangers&p=1155947#post1155947
  • InsaneDuckling (GB1)InsaneDuckling (GB1) Posts: 19,271
    edited 16.03.2014
    I don't get it.... Anyway,
    Yo mama so ugly, that when she entered an ugly competition, they said no proffesionals allowed.
    Bazooka Duck of Fire | High Councillor of Inrazimad | That Person with an Addiction to Cookies 

    Um . . . I don't have enough titles. I must brainstorm!

    @au1 ~ graceL.H.E - Level 70 - Storm Cloaks - The Terrible
    @en1 ~ InsaneDuckling - Level 70 - New Vision - The Terrible

    One of those weird old players who became all sentimental after leaving the game before they could see dear old Empire rot away even more. 
  • Urúvion (US1)Urúvion (US1) Posts: 13,858
    edited 16.03.2014
    Yo mama so fat, that when she tried to swim the English channel, she got stuck between England and France :p
    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
    -Albert Einstein
  • Tux (AU1)Tux (AU1) Posts: 5,237
    edited 16.03.2014
    Yo momma so fat I though there where 5 Gas Giants in the solar system for a moment
    Part of something as Tux
    Proud Warzoner.....Warzone 2100...
    I use Linux!

    Proud Crown Prince Paladin of The Alliance Imperium

    Tux101 @ Canada1 #TheDreamLivesOn! Seriously. MAKE ONE
    Tux @ au 1 ~ ???
  • Urúvion (US1)Urúvion (US1) Posts: 13,858
    edited 16.03.2014
    Yo mama so stupid, she studied for a drug test, and STILL failed.
    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
    -Albert Einstein
  • InsaneDuckling (GB1)InsaneDuckling (GB1) Posts: 19,271
    edited 17.03.2014
    That one's good... Your mama is so stupid that when she got lost in the supermarcket she died of starvation
    Bazooka Duck of Fire | High Councillor of Inrazimad | That Person with an Addiction to Cookies 

    Um . . . I don't have enough titles. I must brainstorm!

    @au1 ~ graceL.H.E - Level 70 - Storm Cloaks - The Terrible
    @en1 ~ InsaneDuckling - Level 70 - New Vision - The Terrible

    One of those weird old players who became all sentimental after leaving the game before they could see dear old Empire rot away even more. 
  • Tux (AU1)Tux (AU1) Posts: 5,237
    edited 17.03.2014
    Your momma so fat shehad a baby.....the size of the sun!
    Part of something as Tux
    Proud Warzoner.....Warzone 2100...
    I use Linux!

    Proud Crown Prince Paladin of The Alliance Imperium

    Tux101 @ Canada1 #TheDreamLivesOn! Seriously. MAKE ONE
    Tux @ au 1 ~ ???
  • InsaneDuckling (GB1)InsaneDuckling (GB1) Posts: 19,271
    edited 17.03.2014
    Yo mama so dumb, that she cried when she did something funny, and laughed when her mum died.
    Bazooka Duck of Fire | High Councillor of Inrazimad | That Person with an Addiction to Cookies 

    Um . . . I don't have enough titles. I must brainstorm!

    @au1 ~ graceL.H.E - Level 70 - Storm Cloaks - The Terrible
    @en1 ~ InsaneDuckling - Level 70 - New Vision - The Terrible

    One of those weird old players who became all sentimental after leaving the game before they could see dear old Empire rot away even more. 
  • Tux (AU1)Tux (AU1) Posts: 5,237
    edited 17.03.2014
    Yo mam so fat and dumb when she played baseball she walked to the pitch and said.
    "You want to throw me fast ball or slowball?"
    Part of something as Tux
    Proud Warzoner.....Warzone 2100...
    I use Linux!

    Proud Crown Prince Paladin of The Alliance Imperium

    Tux101 @ Canada1 #TheDreamLivesOn! Seriously. MAKE ONE
    Tux @ au 1 ~ ???
  • Sirlancelot2020Sirlancelot2020 Posts: 8,782
    edited 17.03.2014
    Tux3 wrote: »
    Yo mam so fat and dumb when she played baseball she walked to the pitch and said.
    "You want to throw me fast ball or slowball?"

    My 4 year old cousin asked me that......
    biwzem.jpg
    #Thedreamliveson
    (╯°□°)╯︵http://dragcave.net/user/Sirlancelot2020
  • InsaneDuckling (GB1)InsaneDuckling (GB1) Posts: 19,271
    edited 17.03.2014
    Lol... Yo mama so fat, that she went out wearing high heels, and came back wearing flip flops!
    Bazooka Duck of Fire | High Councillor of Inrazimad | That Person with an Addiction to Cookies 

    Um . . . I don't have enough titles. I must brainstorm!

    @au1 ~ graceL.H.E - Level 70 - Storm Cloaks - The Terrible
    @en1 ~ InsaneDuckling - Level 70 - New Vision - The Terrible

    One of those weird old players who became all sentimental after leaving the game before they could see dear old Empire rot away even more. 
  • Urúvion (US1)Urúvion (US1) Posts: 13,858
    edited 17.03.2014
    Double post.
    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
    -Albert Einstein
  • Urúvion (US1)Urúvion (US1) Posts: 13,858
    edited 17.03.2014
    Oh that ones good grace :D

    Yo momma so stupid, she went to a train station and said, "two tickets to Hawaii please."
    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
    -Albert Einstein
  • InsaneDuckling (GB1)InsaneDuckling (GB1) Posts: 19,271
    edited 17.03.2014
    Oh, that one is good.
    Yo mama so dumb, she waited 2 hours for the bus to come to drive her next doors.
    Bazooka Duck of Fire | High Councillor of Inrazimad | That Person with an Addiction to Cookies 

    Um . . . I don't have enough titles. I must brainstorm!

    @au1 ~ graceL.H.E - Level 70 - Storm Cloaks - The Terrible
    @en1 ~ InsaneDuckling - Level 70 - New Vision - The Terrible

    One of those weird old players who became all sentimental after leaving the game before they could see dear old Empire rot away even more. 
  • qazs2qazs2 Posts: 4,141
    edited 18.03.2014
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ10_Fqlj4nazQJcN3bOe9QpNTWGVEVezmozzqnaeveqpGFOvW3xA

    done nothing else needs to be said.
    qazs @ usa 1

    Name? Creatures? Bees?

    Oranges?

    Wrong place for any of those.

    If there is ever a problem, issue, or just need advice I be more than happy to help just PM me.
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