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UK1 is by far the best Uk server. Is that because lots of us are British and enjoy a vast range of herbal teas? Is it because we are all illegally avoiding GGE tax on our cookies and gold? Is it because we take this game about as seriously as a bag of mouldy cantankerous kumquats?
No, it's because we're the only UK server! Erm, which I guess in a sense makes us the worst UK server also. Ah.
On the matter of my subtle chicken smuggling, I worked for the ECR (Elite Chicken Rescuers) over the summer and went undercover, using the assumed name of Miss Frickels, to investigate a chicken abuse complaint. Well, it turned out that the owner of said chicken farm was selling those poor creatures to sadistic fowl enthusiasts, who where experimenting on the chickens, and attempting to create a transmutation gas, that when inhaled, would turn the breather into a chicken-like mutant.
Well, of course, this was illegal according to section 3.5 of the Fowl Crimes law handbook, so, I carried out a chicken liberation mission via the method you mentioned. However, because it was to be, by order of my superiors, a clandestine mission, to some extent, I was obliged to smuggle the chickens in small quantities so as to not awake suspicion. Beings the plan was formulated by none other than the illustrious personage, Monsieur X, (who I can not name in this interview for reasons that involve pickled onions, molt vinegar, and certain agencies who would like to possess the two things just named) the plan was impeccable, and was, therefore, a success. The chickens where rescued and the world was saved.
Now, for your further information, and for the purpose of possibly furthering the noticeability of my application, I am currently involved in a second smuggling operation. This one, however, involves the gooey substance we both know and love, and certain hidden compartments attached to the chassis of shipping lorries in the country of Yugoslavia.
-Albert Einstein
11 Chickens? Oh no no no no no, you underestimate the power of the Epicness eating brigade, they be hardcore munchers. . . . . 300 Chickens, at least. I don't think they'll settle for less if my calcalculations are correct, and they are, because they involve Marmite, and anything involving Marmite is correct.
-Albert Einstein
Ahh, undoubtedly, undoubtedly, my good man. I like your thinking, thou hast a sharp mind and an ample knowledge of the finer points of condiments. Tell me, where didst thou acquire such knowledge? And pray, do you now anything concerning the varying temperamental stages of Gray Poupon?
-Albert Einstein
What on earth are you people going on about. I will no have such nonsense on my thread. OUT! OUT! Unless you want to stay, which of course is fine also. I cannot force you to hand over your cash, unless you move with me to the moon. Which is lawless. And in which case I will take your cash. And your families. But only if you bring them with you (I advise against it).
The High Master of Soft Cheese
Anyone wanna join? First person to message me or respond on here gets a place in Epicness.
Bonzai
"Epicness are the most consistent of the top ten alliances despite having less players I don't remember them being outside the top ten. Epicness are known for there sense of humour." - Batten, The Syndicate.
"Epicness is the best non-max player alliance on the server, with great and hilarious members." - JimboJetset, BSK.
Well, I don't have the slightest recollection of any of this. You see, after consuming large quantities of apple sauce, I go into a cucumber-like trance, and whilst in this trance, I rave about condiments and such.
Where am I anyway?
-Albert Einstein
In all honesty I am overly content with regard to your explanation - a state of mind which will undoubtedly cause me to send myself to my overpaid shrink at some point in the next 48 hours. Something isn't right in my head and I believe it to be your fault. I have no proof of course - and therefore the only way to prove you to be guilty is to find you guilty. Therefore you are from now on, guilty.
I did do a slight bit of research into apple sauce, and discovered it is actually a hallucinogenic. I won't mention that when I say 'hallucinogenic', I am implying that you are taking drugs - in the case I offend anyone for discussing Illegal adult business. You being part of the illegal adult business in the taking of your apple sauce however makes me feel slightly less guilty for explaining to you that apple sauce is a hallucinogenic and therefore is banned under section 3 paragraph 5 of the Cultist Renegades vs the State of New Nevada legal coop in which 7 cultist bowmen were brutally murdered in cold blood. If you are caught with such a substance in my alliance, you will be demoted, the substance passed onto me (which I will not hesitate to make full use of), and will be rewarded by the forced action of hanging your head in shame for a brief 32 years and 13 months.
The High Lord of Mayonnaise and Toes.
To put it bluntly, my compatriots (most namely the ones specifically growing from the same potato plant as myself) have been attempting to convince me that apple sauce is bad for my numerous eyes. I, personally, do not buy into this story, I believe they may be trying to acquire the sauced apple for their own purposes.
As for being guilty, I completely confess to being the cause of the left-ness in your head, I fear that I may have altered your inner humors, slightly, and it possibly may have been on purpose. You see, my presence seems to stimulate the left side of the brain, which is why you don't feel right, because, in short, you are left.
Pray, do you have the urge to calculate the mass of celestial bodies when in my presence?
-Albert Einstein
Great stuff, not sure I can tho but will try good luck
Bring them here that I might stuff them with brie and feta.
"Epicness are the most consistent of the top ten alliances despite having less players I don't remember them being outside the top ten. Epicness are known for there sense of humour." - Batten, The Syndicate.
"Epicness is the best non-max player alliance on the server, with great and hilarious members." - JimboJetset, BSK.
Ah the old switcheroo
Ah the old switcheroo
Ah the old buckeroo.
Now that's a game and it don't cost Rubies