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Epicness

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  • Baldrick (GB1)Baldrick (GB1) Posts: 4,948
    edited 25.03.2014
    Sam4 wrote: »
    My good sir your naming ability is the best I have ever encountered! Do you work professionally or is it more of a hobby? I could use a man of your talents... and I pay handsomely! Unlimited choccy buttons and free use of the level 3 alliance forge would be but a small part of your fantastic salary!

    I would like to re-brand your alliance. Nobody will call you monsters ever again!

    http://prntscr.com/33wi1o
    It's been a while.....



  • PJboiPJboi Posts: 675
    edited 25.03.2014
    Sam4 wrote: »
    We don't deal in cookies here. If your alliance wants to go all black market so be it - but don't bring any of those chocolate chipped delights anywhere near me!

    dude cookies are cool ;)
    PJboi @ en 1 (active)
    PJboi @ WWW 1 (inactive)
    PJboi @ usa 1 (inactive)

    proud founder of Sargent of TDS elite on UK server and War marshal of LOST SOULS HB currently general

    contact me if u want to join us
  • twisted.angel (GB1)twisted.angel (GB1) Posts: 117
    edited 25.03.2014
    Sam4 wrote: »
    We don't deal in cookies here. If your alliance wants to go all black market so be it - but don't bring any of those chocolate chipped delights anywhere near me!



    My good sir your naming ability is the best I have ever encountered! Do you work professionally or is it more of a hobby? I could use a man of your talents... and I pay handsomely! Unlimited choccy buttons and free use of the level 3 alliance forge would be but a small part of your fantastic salary!

    Mmmmm How come i don't get paid in choccy buttons ? :(
    twisted.angel @ en 1

    Skype: Vicky twisted.angel

    Vicky x
  • deepfriedcat (GB1)deepfriedcat (GB1) Posts: 250
    edited 25.03.2014
    Baldrick wrote: »
    I would like to re-brand your alliance. Nobody will call you monsters ever again!

    http://prntscr.com/33wi1o

    Sam! SAm!!! Mascot?
    We have been planning to change our cheerleader costumes to something more fuzzy

    Mmmmm How come i don't get paid in choccy buttons ? :(

    Heh... Your working here for free :huh:
    One day you can come to my silo and swim in the choccy button lake. Just call me Scrooge McDuck
    deepfriedcat @ EPICNESS en1

    "Ive been sent here to annoy you" - Emunem
  • Sam4 (GB1)Sam4 (GB1) Posts: 464
    edited 25.03.2014
    sektor2 wrote: »
    This has got to be one of the funniest adds for an alliance I have read in a LONG time, made me laugh! :D

    I am thankful for your kind words - although I find it rather heartless that you are laughing at my poor and decrepit alliance!
    Baldrick wrote: »
    I would like to re-brand your alliance. Nobody will call you monsters ever again!

    http://prntscr.com/33wi1o
    Sam! SAm!!! Mascot?
    We have been planning to change our cheerleader costumes to something more fuzzy

    Baldrick I appreciate your efforts, however feel you are far too overqualified to be associated with us vagabonds. I have heard of an alliance called 'BSK' who are a lot more upmarket and perhaps more to your taste. I will steal that monster though... and no I'm not paying for the design!

    Stop flirting deep! No mascots! None! Never! I will not allow for such tomfoolery!
    PJboi wrote: »
    dude cookies are cool ;)

    I think you are quite the wrong side of the law my good man. I will escort you to the gallows immediately. If you have any final words - I pray you speak swiftly!
    Mmmmm How come i don't get paid in choccy buttons ? :(
    Heh... Your working here for free :huh:
    One day you can come to my silo and swim in the choccy button lake. Just call me Scrooge McDuck

    That's right... off you go to deep's choccy button lake... go on... go on...
    Sam4 - Leader of EPICNESS @UK1
  • deepfriedcat (GB1)deepfriedcat (GB1) Posts: 250
    edited 07.06.2014
    Hmm, heres an old one

    BUMP!

    Ill be taking CV's this week, please deliver them in person to any of my castles. If your attack is worthy, ill take a look. Please laminate them, or at least use a sturdy folder/briefcase. I feel its odd i have to say this, but have you ever tried to read soggy trampled documents?
    deepfriedcat @ EPICNESS en1

    "Ive been sent here to annoy you" - Emunem
  • cyberhencyberhen Posts: 329
    edited 07.06.2014
    Are you listed in the 'Good Hotels Guide, 1957' ? Do you have any rules about mentioning 'The War'?
    cyberhen @ en 1

    Official moat duck trainer
    Black belt 3rd Dan in Origami

    Will I ever learn everything about this game?
  • deepfriedcat (GB1)deepfriedcat (GB1) Posts: 250
    edited 07.06.2014
    Yes and No for both questions
    deepfriedcat @ EPICNESS en1

    "Ive been sent here to annoy you" - Emunem
  • RULERDESTROYER2RULERDESTROYER2 Posts: 862
    edited 09.06.2014
    To be honest, i wouldn't recommend it. I conatcted sam in FULL why i wanted to join and he dident reply. Then i send his another messageasking why he dident reply. No reply.
    #TheDreamsLiveOn

    The ruler of the empire is indeed the RULER!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • jollyjack82jollyjack82 Posts: 6,105
    edited 09.06.2014
    can i join^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^even tho i would never gte in or reach standerds
    jollyjack8 @ en1 - Recruiter of New Vision
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    King jollyjack8, level 48 (I haven't done quests since level 19 unless it was a good one)
  • deepfriedcat (GB1)deepfriedcat (GB1) Posts: 250
    edited 10.06.2014
    To be honest, i wouldn't recommend it. I conatcted sam in FULL why i wanted to join and he dident reply. Then i send his another messageasking why he dident reply. No reply.

    Please don't disturb the great one while he is resting.

    To apply for a position, one must apply via the recruiter. In failing to do so, ones application is denied.
    deepfriedcat @ EPICNESS en1

    "Ive been sent here to annoy you" - Emunem
  • RULERDESTROYER2RULERDESTROYER2 Posts: 862
    edited 10.06.2014
    Please don't disturb the great one while he is resting.

    To apply for a position, one must apply via the recruiter. In failing to do so, ones application is denied.

    Theres no recriters and it dosent say who to conatct on ur descpription
    #TheDreamsLiveOn

    The ruler of the empire is indeed the RULER!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • SWC2SWC2 Posts: 5
    edited 10.06.2014
    hahaha one of the most banterous posts i have seen in a long time :) thanks for making me smile
    SWC @ en 1
  • Urúvion (US1)Urúvion (US1) Posts: 13,858
    edited 10.06.2014
    Theres no recriters and it dosent say who to conatct on ur descpription

    I get the feeling DFC is going to say, 'Exactly' for some reason. . . .
    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
    -Albert Einstein
  • deepfriedcat (GB1)deepfriedcat (GB1) Posts: 250
    edited 11.06.2014
    Ill be taking CV's this week, please deliver them in person to any of my castles. If your attack is worthy, ill take a look. Please laminate them, or at least use a sturdy folder/briefcase. I feel its odd i have to say this, but have you ever tried to read soggy trampled documents?

    As much as i dislike quoting people like DFC, you can apply via attacking his castle. If worthy, im sure he will get back to you in good time. He isnt one for maintaining a tidy desk, so please be patient.

    Alternatively, you may contact the recruiter. Hes a lovely fellow.
    aidan952 wrote: »
    I get the feeling DFC is my new best friend.

    :whistling:
    deepfriedcat @ EPICNESS en1

    "Ive been sent here to annoy you" - Emunem
  • Conan (GB1)Conan (GB1) Posts: 1,609
    edited 11.06.2014
    Is DarknessGhost still active????

    RIP FreeDominion, you were great.

    Conan @ Nowhereinperticular @ UK1
    Barack Obama
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    Approves this Forumer.

  • Sam4 (GB1)Sam4 (GB1) Posts: 464
    edited 10.08.2014
    To be honest, i wouldn't recommend it. I conatcted sam in FULL why i wanted to join and he dident reply. Then i send his another messageasking why he dident reply. No reply.

    Apologies Ruler. I am currently on a ship patrolling the south coast of the South Pole for spiky hyena whales (you know the ones that find it all too hilarious when they clog up your toilet), and so am unable to log into the game. If you wish to join, you can always message our recruiter (if you look under the alliance members list, he is the one who is titled 'recruiter'), however I wouldn't hold your breath - we never, ever, recruit anybody. Unless it's a Sunday. And only then if we're in a jolly mood (which we never are unless it is a Wednesday). But please, we are always looking for intelligent, articulate people with near perfect personal hygiene, so please, please, please, apply. Go Epicness!

    This message will self destruct in 40... years.
    hot gamer wrote: »
    Is DarknessGhost still active????

    Only when he wants to be. And even then he will give you a quizzical and cantankerous 'yes' for an answer before pooing on your sandals and claiming to have fought in the Falklands. He didn't - he's Danish.
    Sam4 - Leader of EPICNESS @UK1
  • rkkingrkking Posts: 83
    edited 10.08.2014
    I say we dump the fruit of the day and readvertise our Choccy Buttons!

    We also love recruiting old defunct accounts that have been hacked by alliances who kan't spell :huh:
    rkking @ en 1
  • rkkingrkking Posts: 83
    edited 10.08.2014
    P.S. We never attack people ever, not a solitary pixellated soul has been killed by a member of EPICNESSY since 1963 when one of us helped a fellow called Lee Harvey Oswald pull the trigger 8)
    rkking @ en 1
  • Ollie2220Ollie2220 Posts: 78
    edited 10.08.2014
    My recommendation would be to not join this alliance. Our annual trips to Calcutta for a summer BBQ and Tree eating competition are getting very expensive. Since attendance is mandatory, it has become a very large drain on my funds, so much so that the Whale I live inside of has threatened to evict me.

    That said, Epicness does often provide scholarships to players for one year. They will be required to pay in full for everything. The Scholarship does not provide any bonuses to the player. It's just a word, silly.

    The Whale is now leaving Sydney harbour, so I will lose Wifi. Glug Glug.
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    "Epicness are the most consistent of the top ten alliances despite having less players I don't remember them being outside the top ten. Epicness are known for there sense of humour." - Batten, The Syndicate.

    "Epicness is the best non-max player alliance on the server, with great and hilarious members." - JimboJetset, BSK.
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