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The strong suit of Little Mermaid is the musical numbers. There are several hits filling the ninety-minute classic – Kiss The Girl is a fantastic tune for making a move on your second date, and Under the Sea cracks my personal top 5 of all time Disney tracks.
But neither of those are today’s subject matter. I was recently listening to a performance of ‘Part of Your World’ on a piano, and, while played beautifully, the melody unsettled me. I couldn't put my finger on why, so I recently dedicated an evening to deciphering the hidden meaning. Be forewarned, the results are startling, but, if you value your lives, you need to read on (time codes included so you can follow along with the original performance):
Look at this stuff; Isn't it neat?
Note that she’s looking at a fork when she says that. This would imply there is no silverware in the sea, meaning that everyone eats everything with their fingers. How crude.
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
Only if you were opening an extremely small cotillion school.
Look at this trove, treasures untold, how many wonders can one cavern hold?
Now we see that the entire cave is full of goodies from the land of footed-people. If you think about it, the only place she could salvage such things are from shipwrecks. So all of these ‘treasures’ formerly belonged to humans that are now dead. Not so romantic now, is it?
Looking around here you think, 'Sure, she's got everything'
Including arrest warrants for piracy, most likely. Remember this line in a few moments – it sets the tone for her true motives…
I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty; I've got whozits and whatzits galore
Sebastian the ambiguous crustacean is aghast at Ariel’s penchant for ill-begotten goods, but not so aghast that he’s against experimenting with the strongest prescription eyeglasses ever made.
You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty!
I’ve got to give the girl credit here. It seems like whenever I need a thingamabob (corkscrew), there’s never one around. Yes, Ariel, I would love a thingamabob!
But who cares? No big deal --I want more
A little greedy, isn’t she? She’s already got a Cave of Wonders (not to be confused with the infinitely cooler Cave of Wonders in Aladdin) unmatched amongst her underwater brethren, full of stolen goods off dead sailors. How many more mariners must die before her kleptomania is satisfied?
I wanna be where the people are, I wanna see, wanna see them dancin'
Oh, so you can take the fight to their homeland? This is getting out of hand.
Walking around on those - what do you call 'em? Oh - feet!
Which I imagine she’ll promptly hack off and ceremoniously hang in her evil cavern of treasures.
Flippin' your fins, you don't get too far; legs are required for jumping, dancing
Strolling along down a - what's that word again? ...Street
I don’t buy for a second she doesn’t know what a street is. Someone obsessed with conquering dry land, as well as maneuvers requiring feet, isn’t going to stumble (FOOT PUN) when describing the major transportation medium of her target.
Up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all day in the sun
The bloodlust in her eyes basically adds a “…not for long – MWAHAHAHA!”
Wanderin' free - wish I could be, part of that world
The light shining through the top of her cave here is a metaphor for the proverbial light at the end of the tunnel. ‘That world’ is going to die.
What would I give if I could live out of these waters?
What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?
Seriously, the girl is willing to give anything to invade. We need teams of mental health professionals to diagnose Ariel – what with the initial kleptomania now transmorphing into megalomania.
Bet'cha on land they understand; bet they don't reprimand their daughters
Can you imagine her wrath when she finds out that all parents are exactly like her own? She’s going to snap. This is legitimately becoming terrifying.
Bright young women sick of swimmin', ready to stand
Ah, so Mermen will not be permitted in Ariel’s reign of watery hell on dry land – it’s a feminist movement. The plot thickens.
And ready to know what the people know; ask 'em my questions and get some answers
”And if I don’t like their answers…”
What's a fire and why does it - what's the word? Burn?
“…I’ll watch them BUUURRRNNNN.”
When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love, love to explore that world up above?
Out of the sea, wish I could be, part of that world
Watched Pacific Rim? Arial’s invasion is going to be like that, except instead of gigantic monsters from another dimension, we’ll see hordes of angry feminist mermaids hell bent on chopping off our feet. She has no intention to become part of our world, she wants to end our world.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Sweet Dreams dear ones... Sweat Dreams
(And yes, At Aidan’s request, you may choose to nudge her off a cliff) :D