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Thanks! :) Here's one for today: 5 people were on a plane, the pilot, a lawyer, a doctor, a preist and a boy. The pilot came out of the cockpit and said that he has bad news. "We are going to crash and I only have 4 parachutes." The pilot grabs on and says "I got us this far, I deserve to go," so he jumped. The doctor…
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Aesop's Fables Fav electronic brand?
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After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think that means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a package and give it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled "The Meaning of…
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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where on earth was I gonna find a fake Jeep?"
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There were two hunters from the south hunting together one day. One of the men dropped dead and the other man started to freak out and called 911. When the call came through the operator answered, "Hello, what do you need?" The hunter answered, "Well, a buddy of mine dropped dead. What do I do?" Operator: "Ok, first you…
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A blond is feeling really lousy and goes to the doctor. He gives her a thorough examination and tells her: "Good news. You're going to have a baby!" The blond says: "I can't be pregnant. I'm not married!" The doctor says: "Well, you are pregnant." The blonde says: "Are you sure it's mine?"
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Store Manager: "I saw you arguing with that customer who just left. I told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?" Salesclerk: "Yes, Sir. The customer is always right." Store Manager: "That's better. Now what were you arguing with the customer about?" Salesclerk: "Well, Sir, he said you were an…
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Yo' mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car!
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Prescribed - scribe, bed, per, crib, rep, rib, dire, dires, ire, sir, creep, drip, recipe, be, see, bee, bip, dip, sip, rip, pris, bird, ripe, sire, seep, peer, pier, pride. Next word: Avalanche
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No. Turtles can move pretty fast when they want to. A pc without anti-virus just gets slower and slower... Yes or no? A fire in a fireplace at home is better than a campfire out in the woods.
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That's a toss up.. Mangos are messier, but sweeter. Strawberries are just good in anything! For entertainment: Movie or Book?
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Corn! I love corn.. Corn on the cob, corn in my stew, grilled corn, corn in my mashed tators... mmmmmm.. I love corn. Ok, well corn. Fav magazine?
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Don't be sad. We'll play whatever is posted usually. (That's my sentence. Ends in "Y")
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I prefer destiny, but I think fate screws that up...lol Pink or blue?
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Ula?...... told this was a common name in Germany for a girl.
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My mother's homemade pickled beets.
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It's me again... Am I weird to keep playing this silly game? Manish or Anta...
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I'm not sure I understand that question, but if I do here goes.. I feel that I need to strive for something each day. Either learn something new, do something for someone or acheive a goal. When was the last time you had to chase a neighbor's pet out of your yard?
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Depends on what it is.. Math...not really, science...maybe, history...yeah. Does that help? Have you ever vacationed on a cruiseship?
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LOL, oh that's cheating... :) Manish or Anta?