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and rosy bluey urs also....
now my joke--
1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window
to see the moon&stars.
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2013 Kids : I want my bed near the
mobile charging slot..
now another one--
Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user …
Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”.
Lady : I can’t see your computer..
Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!
Help-desk : There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?
The VP hobbled in to his house and was greeted by his wife.
“Dear,” she said, startled, “what are you doing home so early?”
“The boss and I had a fight,” he grumbled. “He would not take back what he said.”
Glowing with pride, his wife asked, “what did he say?
The VP shrugged. “You’re fired.”
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and here is another one
Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
now my joke
As years go,U may loose ur Hair, Teeth &
Eyesight.But not ur Talent, Brightness &
Intelligence.
Bcoz,U can never loose which U don’t have:-D:-P
now this one for boys...
Give me some sunshine..!!
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Give me another girlfrnd..!!
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I m single once again..!! :v :P
Uhmm...yeah. ^^
A girl realizes the pain of Break-up only when
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She has to pay the Pizza bill herself..
thanks......
friends pleas post more and more jokes please
As years go,U may loose ur Hair, Teeth &
Eyesight.But not ur Talent, Brightness &
Intelligence.
Bcoz,U can never loose which U don’t have:-D:-P
Short But True !!!:p
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-Window was a square hole in a room.. .
-Application was something written in paper..
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-Keyboard was a Piano.. .
-File was a important office material..
. -Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip..
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-Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with
Glue..
. -Web was spider’s home.. -Virus was flu..
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-Apple and Blackberry were just fruits…
this one is nice
Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!
now mine--
My SCIENCE book says & i agree..
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“CELL” is the basic, fundamental unit of life.. :-D :-P
After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."
The first said, "I wish I were smarter."
So, she became a redhead.
The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is."
She became a brunette.
The third blonde ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!"
So, she became a MAN.
This one could get me in trouble with the women in this forum, oh well! lol
When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,
Do It And
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Mosquito.
lol i like this one
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
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“Do you believe in life after Death?”
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EMPLOYEE…..
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“Certainly not! There’s no proof of it”,
he replied.
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BOSS: “Well, there is now. After you left
early yesterday to go to your uncle’s
funeral, he came here looking for you.
lol
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.
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Policemen arrives.
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Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car!
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Police replied:- You’re such materialistic.
You even haven’t notice that your left
arm has been cut off.
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Man-: (He looks at his left arm and yells.)
OMG! My Rolex watch!.
The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son: "Beloved Father, please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'. I love you, too, Ahmed"
At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house. A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son. "Beloved Father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That's all I could do for you from here. I love you, Ahmed."
Too crude??
Kat.
a walk.....
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are discussing all aspects of their future.
"What will you do if I die before you do?" husband asked wife.
After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women
who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age."
Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die first?"
He replied, "Probably the same thing."