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RunsWivScissors (GB1)

Thanks guys, with Hawaiian Benny back now too, we have more Benny`s than eyes lol 8|

RunsWivScissors (GB1)

Jiesta (NL1)

Wonderful Scissors! A very MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too!

RunsWivScissors (GB1)

Market Mayhem!!

A quiet Sunday was disturbed by a dramatic event in the Marketplace this morning, when Steve arrived to find all the parking spaces occupied.
Known for his extremely busy schedule, Steve was in no mood to be delayed & immediately accused Benny of being in his spot. Despite his protests that he still had 2 more days on his parking permit, Steve insisted that he move his truck, saying that he was probably a fake Benny with a fake permit!! When he refused to move, witnesses were stunned as they watched Steve get back in his van & park it on top of Benny!!



Order was restored, when Monica offered to give up her spot. Benny received treatment on the scene for some minor pixel damage & reluctantly agreed to not press charges against the architect, though he did suggest that he might benefit from a course in anger management.

afar (INT1)

Oh!! At least Benny has place in the other two farms! Steve deserves it though. I'd rather have Steve than Benny any day of the year.

Everybody was shocked to see the horse parents gone after having born a baby. After some investigating, I concluded that it was the excitement of newlywed couples. They had a honeymoon. And after that they forget the address of our farms!! So next time: remember to put an address in the horseshoes! But the tiring thing is that it will take a very long time to put an address in each and every horseshoes. Perhaps next time we can ask Captain Barnacle to put a name in our horseshoes.

I am most sorry that I cannot provide you with the name of the place where the horses escaped to. Everytime I saw a horse newlyweds, they ran with amazing speed. This must be due the daily intensive trainings. I cannot follow them. I cannot bring my own horse with me to catch them, for I fear that my horse will escape from me and find a potential husband!

And that they left no goodbye letters make everybody blame a mysterious group of people who already told us beforehand about how every father mother horse will leave no trace after they create a talented child, sometimes with amazing breeding effects. Now, let us pray for every father and mother horse wellbeing. We must teach the horse’s future generation about our address to avoid this disastrous event happening ever again.

Edit by PINJO: merged posts, please use edit button

farmerjohn 22 (US1)

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CLOUDY AND COLD!...............BRRRRRR!...I'm outta here!

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farmerjohn 22 (US1)

Big Farmers from all over are scrambling to fill orders for berries that have suddenly come pouring in! Everyone is scratching their heads as to why this happened. When asked why the sudden demand for berries, Captain Barnacle said, "Beats me!". "I was expecting to load up with exotic fruit when these unexpected orders flooded the market!". We will try to keep you updated with the latest market news here at "The Daily Spud!".

cabo (INT1)

This just in:

Word has it that Miss Tentacle has been abducted by Viking Pirates! They have inisted on mass quantities of Blackberries as ransom for her safe return. Captain Barnacle tried to keep it under wraps, but is very upset.
He was however overheard saying that "As long as he was getting Blackberries, he'd like some Cloudberries for himself"!

farmerjohn 22 (US1)

Oh dear! Poor Miss Tentacle!;( Hmmm......Do Vikings like sushi? :S

cabo (INT1)

NEWSFLASH--UPDATE ON MISS TENTACLE!

Having been tipped off by FarmerJohn that the Vikings may turn his beloved pet into dinner, Captain Barnacle borrowed Omar's Island speed boat and went to retrieve her from them. He had found a hive of bees earlier which had been missing, and he released them on the pirate ship! Chaos was rampant on the Viking ship, and Captain Barnacle took advantage of the mayhem and was able to grab Miss Tentacle by an arm. They are both safely back in the harbor enjoying Cloudberries together!

farmerjohn 22 (US1)

Hooray for Captain Barnacle! But I don't think we've seen the last of those Vikings! Last I heard, they were all stung by bees and really angry!

djgreeneyes (US1)

A confidential source close to Capt. Barnacle has divulged to this reporter that the Capt. and Ms. Tentacle have been stowing on board their ship an immense supply of horseshoes with which to defend themselves if the Viking pirates return bent on mayhem!

farmerjohn 22 (US1)

Luckily, the Vikings have all calmed down and now think that the Captain's bee trick was very funny!

cabo (INT1)

Breaking news--
GGS was getting ready to remove the Christmas tree from the market in a few days, but discovered it had actually taken root!! They employed the use of the demolition bulldozer in order to remove it. However, the noise and vibration were too much for the aliens, so they began attacking the us1 server! There are photos everywhere. We will keep you updated on this story as it unfolds!

farmerjohn 22 (US1)

Take me to your coop leader!

Nikki Hart

The alien attack must be why the US1 server keeps disconnecting. Those dang aliens are trying to hide the pictures! Too late...I found them all

farmerjohn 22 (US1)

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CLOUDY AND COLD! Sometimes I hate this job!
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System

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CLOUDY AND COLD! Sometimes I hate this job!
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Yeah same nowadays in real life too:huh:...very gloomy season..and the viking farm is just telling me that physical work
is the only way to beat cold along with eating seals and fish..and i am glad i am not living in an igloo.upgraded my house to level 2.

Nikki Hart wrote: »

The alien attack must be why the US1 server keeps disconnecting. Those dang aliens are trying to hide the pictures! Too late...I found them all

actuqally it is strange mine was disconnecting too but it was my bad internet i think..:huh:

pro Farm (generic1)

We finded an unidentified object or person in the historical Viking cave

We took this photo this morning when the blizzard storm calmed down
evacuated the Village to keep the citizens away from danger and blizzard
Research is still in progress but we can't go there now beoucose of the
dangerous blizzard only clue we have is this photo.There must be clues
of kidnapping miss Tentacle.but still no new information about the object
or person.


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Ria_ ()

That's just the bank manager. His brother lives on the Island.

System

lol. I think it is a statue.Some ancient myth.

pro Farm (generic1)

We goed in the cave after that big blizzard it is an ancient Viking ritual we can't decode it and it's
price starts by the years and some unknown material it is diamond harden and gold colour and ruby eyes it's cost in dollars is 34 000 000 - 190 000 000 $ and the cave stretches far deep in the ground and we found Miss Tentacle's telescope we hurry to get out of the cave on time to next stormy blizzard.The ancient Viking ritual has transported to the BF history museum right near the tiki's.No updates so far from yesterday still investegating the fingerprints from Miss Tentacle's telescope.

cabo (INT1)

I think it's time for a Big Farm Weather Report!!
What's it like out there FarmerJohn?

System

why the eyes of the statue r red and shiny? i don't get it...

pro Farm (generic1)

that are ruby stones

pro Farm (generic1)

We found out from who was those fingerprints that was Omar he kidnaped Miss Tentacle.
He was founded on a cruiser behind the cave,and the cave stretched far deep we goed down there and found a stone dock.There was footprints in the mud near the dock.We arrested Omar on its cruiser trying to escape on the tropical island coast guard arrested him by its noon registred cruiser.Court as given Omar 2 years in jail voting still in progress you vote here.Miss Tentacle was on the cruiser she was freezing cold we warmed er up and returned to the captain
you must vote to sent Omar to jail or no

System

Omar offers deals across the world, how can he kidnap Tentacle...however merchants r money suckers:cursing:

Rusty Farmer (AU1)

BREAKING NEWS - CLONING SCANDAL ON THE FARM!

It was immoral enough when they did it with DOLLY THE SHEEP, now they're dong it with GOLDY THE HORSE. Yes, that's right! This roving reporter's every suspicious antennas went into full alert when he found at that every new horse "born" was always called GOLDY, even when several were "born" at once, they were always called GOLDY. As further cover up, some of the horses names can be changed, but for a bribe of 2000 gold, that's right, a BRIBE! What is going on here?

Clearly, they aren't being "born", they are being created in a lab using DNA experimentation and duplicated. As further evidence of this, the so-called parents are mysteriously disappearing immediately afterwards. Can you find them? I can't. This reporter asserts the bogus parents are being permanently silenced to tie up loose ends. As further evidence of this, the glue factory down the road has picked up business. PROVE ME WRONG in my suspicions.

- Rusty Farmer, seeing conspiracies around every corner because at least some of them might be real...possibly.

RunsWivScissors (GB1)

Jiesta (NL1)

LOL Scissors! And so true - missing you FarmerJohn! ;(