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Kill A Wish

ZaxynnZaxynn Posts: 132
edited 12.10.2014 in The Games Lounge
Rules:

1) You have to grant the wish the previous poster wishes for, but it has to have a messed up result.

2) You post a wish.

Example:

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, you bought a lottery ticket and hit for a million dollars however the accountant you hired didn't pay the taxes on took off with the money.
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  • ZaxynnZaxynn Posts: 132
    edited 14.10.2013
    I wish I was a singing star.
  • KangxpKangxp Posts: 45
    edited 14.10.2013
    Granted, you were a singing star, but you quit when you fell off stage and everyone laughed at you.

    I wish that I can hack a game to win instantly.
  • ZaxynnZaxynn Posts: 132
    edited 15.10.2013
    Granted, you hacked your favorite online game and won instantly now not only do you not have a game to play but also the next day the police knock on your door and confiscate you computer and serve you an arrest warrant for multiple law violations.


    I wish I had a fast sports car.
  • All4Fun (US1)All4Fun (US1) Posts: 224
    edited 16.10.2013
    Granted, but you crash the car on the first drive.

    I wish I was on a trip somewhere
  • stormtreestormtree Posts: 2
    edited 16.10.2013
    Granted, you head out on the highway and hit a skunk that gets caught up in your exhaust pipes and your car has a potent fragrance to it.


    I wish I had a 10 acre house in the country.
  • All4Fun (US1)All4Fun (US1) Posts: 224
    edited 16.10.2013
    Granted, but its an old house full of mice! and possibly a raccoon.

    I wish I had a kitten
  • ZaxynnZaxynn Posts: 132
    edited 16.10.2013
    Granted, unfortunately it was Kat Nip2 kitten and when she noticed it missing from her profile signature you got locked out of GoodGameStudios for life.

    I wish this headache would go away.
  • KangxpKangxp Posts: 45
    edited 18.10.2013
    Granted, your current headache went away, but a more severe headache came moments later.
  • Kat Nip (GB1)Kat Nip (GB1) GB1 Posts: 3,796
    edited 18.10.2013
    I wish I won the worlds largest lotto draw.

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  • ZaxynnZaxynn Posts: 132
    edited 18.10.2013
    Granted, you won the world's largest lotto draw, and so did 5 billion others which got you a payout of 50 cents more than what the ticket cost you.

    I wish I had a motorcycle.
  • komalu (US1)komalu (US1) Posts: 2,074
    edited 19.10.2013
    granted, you had a motor cycle but its tyre was punctured :p

    i wish i could go to my childhood again
  • Penfold (GB1)Penfold (GB1) GB1 Posts: 252
    edited 19.10.2013
    Granted. You're back in your childhood, but you retain your adult knowledge ... the other kids think you're such a "know-it-all" ... and won't let you join in their playground games :p

    I wish I could have my garden professionally landscaped.
  • komalu (US1)komalu (US1) Posts: 2,074
    edited 19.10.2013
    granted, you had your garden professionally landscape but ruined due to a big storm ...

    i wish i could join dance classes :p
  • ZaxynnZaxynn Posts: 132
    edited 20.10.2013
    Granted, you joined a dance class and while you were trying to dance you tripped and fell off the stage.


    I wish I could fly like superman.
  • Penfold (GB1)Penfold (GB1) GB1 Posts: 252
    edited 20.10.2013
    Granted ... you flew like superman, with your right arm out in front of you ... smashed it into the moon and broke your wrist.

    I wish I could swim underwater, with no scuba gear ... just like a real fish
  • Kat Nip (GB1)Kat Nip (GB1) GB1 Posts: 3,796
    edited 20.10.2013
    Granted - you were swimming along minding your own business when you were hooked on a long line, hauled into a fishing trawler, and was made into cat food.

    I wish I had an awesome picnic for lunch today.

    Kat. Kittie_by_otomosc.gif
  • xclairex2xclairex2 Posts: 175
    edited 20.10.2013
    granted : you went for an awesome picnic but super ants invaded and took off with it.

    I wish i could go back in time.
  • seriscoolseriscool Posts: 2,026
    edited 20.10.2013
    granted. you went back in time and were chased by dinosaurs........

    i wish i had a free day!!!
  • ZaxynnZaxynn Posts: 132
    edited 21.10.2013
    Granted, you had a free day, stuck in the closet when the door wouldn't open, the light burned out and no one around to hear you until the next day.

    I wish I may, I wish I might, have a Klondike bar. :D
  • seriscoolseriscool Posts: 2,026
    edited 22.10.2013
    granted, you have a klondike bar, but as you eat it, you are attacked by a group of wild dogs, who knock u down and take ur bar!!!!!

    i wish i am the topper of my class :D
  • komalu (US1)komalu (US1) Posts: 2,074
    edited 23.10.2013
    granted, you have topped in your class but later you get to know that result was miss interpreted you didn't top in class that was another girl with the same name :p

    i wish i could enjoy snow falling.....
  • seriscoolseriscool Posts: 2,026
    edited 23.10.2013
    granted, you enjoy snow falling, until it turns into a blizzard and u are trapped in the snow alone!!!!

    i wish that i could sleep all day!!!! :sleeping:
  • Penfold (GB1)Penfold (GB1) GB1 Posts: 252
    edited 23.10.2013
    Granted ... you sleep all day, but you don't hear the telephone ring ... and your dream job gets offered to someone else instead!

    I wish my hands didn't get cold in winter
  • seriscoolseriscool Posts: 2,026
    edited 23.10.2013
    granted, but ur feet get double cold and u can't move!!!!!!

    i wish i had infinite wishes..........
  • KangxpKangxp Posts: 45
    edited 24.10.2013
    Granted, but your new superpower only lasted for a second... you never said the duration.

    I wish I would never break mirrors and have bad luck.
  • ZaxynnZaxynn Posts: 132
    edited 24.10.2013
    Granted, you now break every mirror you see however you get no "bad luck" from it as that is only a myth.

    I wish I could fly to the moon.
  • Penfold (GB1)Penfold (GB1) GB1 Posts: 252
    edited 25.10.2013
    Granted - you flew to the moon, but the "Man in the Moon" was really cross because he hadn't invited you, so he gave you a kick and changed your trajectory towards the Sun instead!!

    I wish I could have a free bottle of red wine every day :p
  • AppleAcresAppleAcres Posts: 10
    edited 26.10.2013
    Granted, you had a Klondike bar but somebody poisoned it.
    I wish that thr next person had a good life.
  • ZaxynnZaxynn Posts: 132
    edited 27.10.2013
    Granted, I had a good life and then I started playing this game. So much for "had" :p

    I wish that I could be a "toy R us" kid.
  • ChampionMinnie1ChampionMinnie1 Posts: 1
    edited 27.10.2013
    garanti that a good experiment day of life would be good continue don t let someone make you go down make them go down

    i wish i had my own computer
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