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  • funnyhorsey6762funnyhorsey6762 Posts: 194
    edited 10.05.2013
    lol........................
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  • selena gomez7885selena gomez7885 Posts: 381
    edited 10.05.2013
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  • CherryCola12345CherryCola12345 Posts: 19
    edited 10.05.2013
    Lol, those animal ones are cool. Thanks for replying to my joke, funnyhorsey .. might post more later. Most of them are just from Teenage Posts And Quotes- So True .. it's on tumblr .. :)
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  • greyhood2greyhood2 Posts: 4,262
    edited 10.05.2013
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  • CherryCola12345CherryCola12345 Posts: 19
    edited 10.05.2013
    Haha! :) I like this thread .. it makes me laugh :)
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  • ezio auditore3ezio auditore3 Posts: 2,399
    edited 10.05.2013
    lol these jokes are awesome
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  • CherryCola12345CherryCola12345 Posts: 19
    edited 10.05.2013
    lol these jokes are awesome

    I agree! :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
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  • janelle butlerjanelle butler Posts: 2
    edited 11.05.2013
    ;( 8) :love: X( :p:) kool joke
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  • greyhood2greyhood2 Posts: 4,262
    edited 11.05.2013
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  • greyhood2greyhood2 Posts: 4,262
    edited 11.05.2013
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  • choppychop (GB1)choppychop (GB1) Posts: 789
    edited 12.05.2013
    A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says "meow" in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says "woof" in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts "potato" to the officer.
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  • greyhood2greyhood2 Posts: 4,262
    edited 12.05.2013
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  • funnyhorsey6762funnyhorsey6762 Posts: 194
    edited 13.05.2013
    choppy, that not exactly how I heard it but close enough ill post how I heard it anyway

    A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde where running from a cop. They went down an ally and in the ally were 3 crates, one had cats, one had dogs and the last crate had potatoes. the brunette hid in the crate with the dogs, the redhead hid in the crate with the cats and the blond hid in the crate with the potatoes. When the police officer caught up to them he saw the 3 crates, he kicked the one with the cats in it and the redhead says "meow meow!" When he kicks the crate with the dogs in it and the brunette says "bark bark!". He kicks the crate with the potatoes in it and the blonde says "potato potato!"
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  • choppychop (GB1)choppychop (GB1) Posts: 789
    edited 13.05.2013
    technically the same thing.


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  • JoeJoe2416JoeJoe2416 Posts: 51
    edited 14.05.2013
    ha ha nice one choppy!

    Here's one from Big Bang Theory:

    A physicist goes to an ice cream parlour every week and orders an ice cream for himself and offers an ice cream for the empty stool sitting next to him. This goes on for a while until the owner asks him what he is doing.
    The man said “well I’m a physicist and Quantum Mechanics teaches us that it is possible for the matter above this stool to spontaneously turn into a beautiful woman who might accept my offer and fall in love with me”
    The owner says” well there are a lot of single beautiful woman come in here every day, so why don’t you buy an ice cream for one of them and they might fall in love with you”.
    And the physicist says “yeah, but what are the odds of that happening”!
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  • choppychop (GB1)choppychop (GB1) Posts: 789
    edited 14.05.2013
    I remember that!! I love TBBT!!!



    Here's one, relating to my JP obsession as some of you may already know about.

    ok, its not exactly a joke, but it's cool, OK?
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  • ezio auditore3ezio auditore3 Posts: 2,399
    edited 14.05.2013
    I agree TBBT is awesome ok so here is my joke

    3 students give an exam and when they ask each other what they wrote the first and the second say that they wrote nothing......the 3rd friend gets a bit sad so they ask him whats wrong so the third friend says that now the teacher is going to think that we all cheated :D:D:D:D:D:D
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  • JoeJoe2416JoeJoe2416 Posts: 51
    edited 15.05.2013
    On the topic of Big Bang Theory...

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  • Swati Tanwar2Swati Tanwar2 Posts: 4,532
    edited 15.05.2013
    Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???
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    2 Get Choclate Milk!!
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  • greyhood2greyhood2 Posts: 4,262
    edited 15.05.2013
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    Prepare for the future without fear.
  • Swati Tanwar2Swati Tanwar2 Posts: 4,532
    edited 16.05.2013
    greyhood2 wrote: »
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    hahaha really nice greyhood ,..........i like it...!! :)
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  • Kat Nip (GB1)Kat Nip (GB1) Posts: 3,795GB1
    edited 17.05.2013
    Hey guys, can you make sure they're in English so that everyone can enjoy them please. :)

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  • Princezz Pratu5Princezz Pratu5 Posts: 8,408
    edited 17.05.2013
    lol swati! . . .
  • Swati Tanwar2Swati Tanwar2 Posts: 4,532
    edited 17.05.2013
    sorry kat nip now i will post in English..............
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  • Princezz Pratu5Princezz Pratu5 Posts: 8,408
    edited 17.05.2013
    lol
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  • Swati Tanwar2Swati Tanwar2 Posts: 4,532
    edited 17.05.2013
    again same pratu............but it's good.........:)
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  • Princezz Pratu5Princezz Pratu5 Posts: 8,408
    edited 17.05.2013
    hahaah

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  • Swati Tanwar2Swati Tanwar2 Posts: 4,532
    edited 17.05.2013
    hahaha lol nice one pratu..
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  • Princezz Pratu5Princezz Pratu5 Posts: 8,408
    edited 17.05.2013
    heeh yours to :p


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  • Swati Tanwar2Swati Tanwar2 Posts: 4,532
    edited 17.05.2013
    hahaha..............:P lol
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