John was a newbie inspector from scotland yard and on a morning he was called to go arrest a wife who killed her man when she was mopping the floor. When he arrived at the crime scene his chief called him on the walkie-talkie and asked John or he arrested the woman. John responded to his chief: No and i am not going into that house to arrest that woman. He chief asked him why John did not go into the house. John respondto his chief: That woman iks very angry and the floor is still wet!!!
"An intelligent beauty is a dangerous beauty.. I was, am and will ALWAYS be the fairest, most beautiful, thinnest, most intelligent, most mature, brightest and the most perfect WHITE BEAUTY." "I always speak the truth and if you're too insecure to handle the truth, it's your problem, not mine. . . Deal with the truth, my jealous haters..I'll always be No.1. I'm the best and I deserve the best."
"An intelligent beauty is a dangerous beauty.. I was, am and will ALWAYS be the fairest, most beautiful, thinnest, most intelligent, most mature, brightest and the most perfect WHITE BEAUTY." "I always speak the truth and if you're too insecure to handle the truth, it's your problem, not mine. . . Deal with the truth, my jealous haters..I'll always be No.1. I'm the best and I deserve the best."
"An intelligent beauty is a dangerous beauty.. I was, am and will ALWAYS be the fairest, most beautiful, thinnest, most intelligent, most mature, brightest and the most perfect WHITE BEAUTY." "I always speak the truth and if you're too insecure to handle the truth, it's your problem, not mine. . . Deal with the truth, my jealous haters..I'll always be No.1. I'm the best and I deserve the best."
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Sid was travelling down a country road in his native Yorkshire, England when he saw a crowd of people gathering outside a farmhouse.
It was a cold November afternoon, so he stopped and asked Farmer Ellis why such a large crowd of men was gathered there
The farmer replied, 'Jo's donkey kicked his mother-in-law and she died.'
'Well, 'replied the man, 'She must have had a lot of friends.'
'Nope, 'said Farmer Ellis.' We all just want to buy his donkey.'
Mooooooooooooooonday
Tuuuuuuuuuuesday
weeeeednesday
Thuuuuursday
friiiiiiiday
Satureday,Sunday
An old farmer's sheep dog goes missing and he's inconsolable.
Rose, his wife says, "Patrick, why don't you put an advert in the paper?"
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" Rose asks.
"Here boy." Patrick replies.
___i have no brain
A-yes
B-No