travelling down a country road in his native Yorkshire, England when he saw a
crowd of people gathering outside a farmhouse.
It was a cold
November afternoon, so he stopped and asked Farmer Ellis why such a large crowd
of men was gathered there
farmer replied, 'Jo's
donkey kicked his mother-in-law and she died.'
'Well, 'replied the man, 'She must have had a lot of friends.'
'Nope, 'said Farmer Ellis.'
We all just want to buy his donkey.'
An old farmer's sheep dog goes missing and he's inconsolable.
Rose, his wife says, "Patrick, why don't you put an advert in the
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" Rose asks.
"Here boy." Patrick replies.