Home The Chicken Coop

Jokeland

11416»

Comments

  • Kleine Jan (NL1)Kleine Jan (NL1) NL1 Posts: 283
    John was a newbie inspector from scotland yard and on a morning he was called to go arrest a wife who killed her man when she was mopping the floor. When he arrived at the crime scene his chief called him on the walkie-talkie and asked John or he arrested the woman. John responded to his chief: No and i am not going into that house to arrest that woman. He chief asked him why John did not go into the house. John respondto his chief: That woman iks very angry and the floor is still wet!!!
  • This is how my weeks gone:-
    Mooooooooooooooonday :)
    Tuuuuuuuuuuesday ;)
    weeeeednesday :|
    Thuuuuursday ;)
    friiiiiiiday :/
    Satureday,Sunday :'(:'(:(


    Saleet-ul-ain @ www ghafoorahmed (US 1) how romanric  ???




  • farmerjohn 22 (US1)farmerjohn 22 (US1) US1 Posts: 31,317
       

    An old farmer's sheep dog goes missing and he's inconsolable. Farmer pig jokes

    Rose, his wife says, "Patrick, why don't you put an advert in the paper?"

    He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.

    "What did you put in the paper?" Rose asks.

    "Here boy." Patrick replies. :D

                                       
  • edited 28.11.2016
      




    Post edited by Ruchi Sharma 86 (IN1) on
  • Fill in the blank
    ___i have no brain
    A-yes
    B-No
    Saleet-ul-ain @ www ghafoorahmed (US 1) how romanric  ???




  • edited 28.11.2016
     
    Post edited by Ruchi Sharma 86 (IN1) on
  • Saleet-ul-ain @ www ghafoorahmed (US 1) how romanric  ???




  • edited 28.11.2016
      

    Post edited by Ruchi Sharma 86 (IN1) on
  • Barbiecharm (IN1)Barbiecharm (IN1) IN1 Posts: 5,137

    It made me laugh lol

    ❄❄-Charming-❄❄ 

Sign In to comment.