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Jokeland
1. Everyone posts funny jokes.
2. They cant be racist or vulgar.
Have fun!
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A blonde keeps running back and forth on his driveway checking his mail.
One day her confused older neighbor asks her why is she doing that so often and the blonde replies:
“I don’t understand what’s going on but my computer keeps telling that I’ve got mail!?”
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
Yo momma so fat, she sat on the iPod and made the iPad.
*no H8*
“Hello?”
“Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
“Yes.”
“Great! I’m at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?”
“What’s the price?”
“Only $1,500.00.”
“Okay, but for that price I want it with all the extras.”
“Great! But before we hang up, there’s something else…”
“Yes?”
“It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and…I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we looked at last year is on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, an acre of park area, beachfront property…”
“How much are they asking?”
“Only $450,000…a magnificent price…and I see that we have that much in the bank…”
“Well, then, go ahead and buy it, but only bid $420,000. Okay?”
“Okay, sweetie…Thanks! I’ll see you later! I love you!”
“Bye…” The man hangs up, closes the phone flap, and yells, “Hey, does anybody know whose phone this is?”
Fsh
Her boyfriend asked, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde said, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.”
He took her hand and said, “Second, I’d want you to relax… Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then…”
He sighed, “let’s put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.”
8o
Salesclerk: "Yes, Sir. The customer is always right."
Store Manager: "That's better. Now what were you arguing with the customer about?"
Salesclerk: "Well, Sir, he said you were an idiot."
A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-wheel drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where on earth was I gonna find a fake Jeep?"
"You'll know tonight," he said.
That evening, the man came home with a package and give it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."
Here's one for today:
5 people were on a plane, the pilot, a lawyer, a doctor, a preist and a boy. The pilot came out of the cockpit and said that he has bad news. "We are going to crash and I only have 4 parachutes." The pilot grabs on and says "I got us this far, I deserve to go," so he jumped. The doctor grabbed one and said, "I save a million lives, this world needs me," and he jumped. The lawyer grabbed one and said, "I'm the smartest person in this world and the world needs my brains," and he jumped. The priest turns to the boy and says, "I have had a long life. You can take the last parachute." The boy replied, "No, we can both go. The smartest person in the world just grabbed my backpack!"
when he got there it was night time and all the trids were inside their houses, so the rabbi asked why they where hiding.
they said that a giant comes down from the mountain and kicks all the trids into the ocean.
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
*the giant is coming*
so the Rabbi hides in a house with 2 trids.
the giant lifts up the roof and kicks both trids into the ocean then puts the roof down.
the rabbi comes out and asks the giant why he didn't kick him into the ocean, the giant replies "silly rabbi kicks are for trids."
quite funny!
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
The blonde was very angry about this. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
The blonde did not know how the salesman had recognized her. This time, she got a haircut and new color, a new outfit and big sunglasses. She then waited a few days before she approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
If there were 1000 naked people, including Adam and Eve, in a single space with 500 being men and 500 being women, and being correctly spaced out and assorted, how would you tell who Adam and Eve would be ?
To find out the answer, highlight the invisible text below with your mouse ..
Everyone else would have belly buttons and Adam and Eve would not ..
Teacher: So, if you have 10 cakes and your best friend asks for 2, how many would you have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: (trying different approach) Oh. Well, if you had 10 cakes and some one forcefully stole 2, how many
would you have left then?
Me: 10 and a dead body