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EARTHQUAKE!
Last night the Gourmet farm experienced a 6.2 magnitude earthquake. Many buildings were swallowed up in a giant hole and the subsequent mudslide pushed all of the houses and decos to one side of the farm. Workers were running about quite upset. At first many thought the loud rumbling noise was the aliens returning, but Mayor Manewer reminded them the aliens don't come until next week.
Reconstruction has already begun in the wake of the disaster. While some are hard at work on the recovery, many can still be found snacking on baked goods in the tea house or sunning themselves on the Hawaiian beach. When asked for a comment about the new construction under way Tinker Tommy replied, "In my day we didn't have such newfangled things. If a goat wanted a dandelion it just went out in the field and ate it!"
Last night the Gourmet farm experienced a 6.2 magnitude earthquake. Many buildings were swallowed up in a giant hole and the subsequent mudslide pushed all of the houses and decos to one side of the farm. Workers were running about quite upset. At first many thought the loud rumbling noise was the aliens returning, but Mayor Manewer reminded them the aliens don't come until next week.
Reconstruction has already begun in the wake of the disaster. While some are hard at work on the recovery, many can still be found snacking on baked goods in the tea house or sunning themselves on the Hawaiian beach. When asked for a comment about the new construction under way Tinker Tommy replied, "In my day we didn't have such newfangled things. If a goat wanted a dandelion it just went out in the field and ate it!"